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IATA

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #300 on: November 01, 2020, 09:56:52 AM »
dad win - kids are going nuts while i'm working
husband lose - kids are going nuts while i'm working

my wife has somehow decided this is my fault, despite me getting up at 5am with them and letting her sleep till 645 when i had to go.

i got a ton of candy tho, so thats going for me
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #301 on: November 01, 2020, 11:12:40 AM »


Quote from: IATA on November 01, 2020, 09:56:52 AM
my wife has somehow decided this is my fault,

Getting this tattooed across my shoulders
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #302 on: November 19, 2020, 05:11:51 PM »
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #303 on: November 20, 2020, 03:35:22 PM »
The Zodiac cometh

Born Friday, November 20th, 2020 at 11:09 AM

10 lbs, 8 ozs.  22 1/4 inches long.

Momma and baby are happy and healthy. I’m still trying to wrap my head around everything. Thanks to everyone for their support on and off the board over the past 9 months. It’s been a wild ride.




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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #304 on: November 20, 2020, 03:44:18 PM »
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #305 on: November 20, 2020, 03:54:49 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on November 20, 2020, 03:35:22 PM

10 lbs, 8 ozs.  22 1/4 inches long

That's a huge penis.  Congrats on BigDickDeep.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #306 on: November 20, 2020, 04:23:43 PM »
SixInchesDeep got the job done

Congrats
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #307 on: November 20, 2020, 04:54:41 PM »
  Wow-well done lad!  Prayers the little brute inherits mom's good looks.  Seriously SFD, best to you, mom, and Waldo.  : )

 
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #308 on: November 20, 2020, 05:02:33 PM »
Congrats man! that's phenomenal.

I hear it's the greatest experience ever having a kid.
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IATA

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #309 on: November 20, 2020, 06:01:12 PM »
Congrats man!

Sent from fire adam gase.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #310 on: November 20, 2020, 06:08:34 PM »
Congrats, dude.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #311 on: November 20, 2020, 07:05:53 PM »
Quote from: delavan on November 20, 2020, 04:54:41 PM
Prayers the little brute inherits mom's good looks.

Fingers crossed he has mom's looks and brains and dad's height, other way round he's fucked.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #312 on: November 20, 2020, 08:23:33 PM »
Baaaaabbbbyyy buuuunnnnnn!!!
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #313 on: November 20, 2020, 10:25:38 PM »
wow congrats bro
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #314 on: November 21, 2020, 01:51:46 AM »
Thanks everyone

this mf is looking right at me like I know what I’m supposed to do
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about
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