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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #285 on: May 23, 2020, 03:55:18 PM »
Just do better than this guy

https://www.thelily.com/i-had-to-choose-being-a-mother-with-no-child-care-or-summer-camps-women-are-being-edged-out-of-the-workforce/

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If day cares closed because of the novel coronavirus, Aimee Rae Hannaford expected her family to fare better than most. She worked full time as the chief executive of a tech company while her husband stayed home. He’d been taking some time off from his own tech career, managing a rental property while considering his options. He could look after their 3-year-old son, she thought — at least for a while.

“That lasted a grand total of three days,” Hannaford said.

Imagine dissolving your own company because your unemployed spouse can't manage ONE child on their own during the day

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #286 on: May 23, 2020, 04:22:01 PM »
Just do better than this guy

https://www.thelily.com/i-had-to-choose-being-a-mother-with-no-child-care-or-summer-camps-women-are-being-edged-out-of-the-workforce/

Imagine dissolving your own company because your unemployed spouse can't manage ONE child on their own during the day
I'm father of the year.  Let me show my wife this.

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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #288 on: July 22, 2020, 08:42:55 PM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #289 on: September 13, 2020, 07:20:47 AM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #290 on: September 27, 2020, 09:06:55 AM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #291 on: September 27, 2020, 01:58:50 PM »
he wasnt the baby daddy and he made a hit record.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #292 on: September 28, 2020, 09:15:40 AM »
https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1310576581602095106?s=21

“Look, the Jets are going for 0-11! Can’t wait to root for future tanks with you!”
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #293 on: October 12, 2020, 09:46:53 PM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #294 on: October 13, 2020, 12:38:58 PM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #295 on: October 31, 2020, 06:10:13 PM »
Hope the other dads of JO have collected a decent parent tax on their kids' candy

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #296 on: October 31, 2020, 07:31:22 PM »
Hope the other dads of JO have collected a decent parent tax on their kids' candy
10% off the top plus what I steal when they aren't looking.

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #297 on: October 31, 2020, 07:41:31 PM »
Hey folks, freak you for giving out bags of chips.

Cheap assholes.

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #298 on: October 31, 2020, 09:36:43 PM »
10% off the top plus what I steal when they aren't looking.
I take whatever they don't like, plus whatever seems worst for their teeth... plus what I steal when they aren't looking.

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #299 on: October 31, 2020, 11:56:16 PM »
  Charity begins at home - I rip off the candy the wife has earmarked for the trick-or-treaters beforehand.

   And you kid kandy klepto's beware - those loud cellophane wrappers will give you away.

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