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SixFeetDeep

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #240 on: July 17, 2019, 10:23:46 PM »
Wow the excrement must have hit the fan, amirite?
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #241 on: July 21, 2019, 09:38:37 PM »
She pooped and then smeared the poop into the frame of the fan.

I'm dropping off their new new fan tomorrow morning.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #242 on: October 06, 2019, 06:59:40 PM »
 
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #243 on: May 01, 2020, 12:49:10 PM »
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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #244 on: May 01, 2020, 01:42:33 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on May 01, 2020, 12:49:10 PM
https://twitter.com/beefedupstud/status/1255926255922434055?s=21

He posted a follow up video claiming it was “a skit.” I don’t believe that excrement at all. 
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #245 on: May 01, 2020, 06:40:02 PM »
There's no way a kid with an entire nerf gun wall isn't a little excrement, good job mom and dad
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #246 on: May 01, 2020, 06:58:19 PM »
Quote from: Badger on May 01, 2020, 06:40:02 PM
There's no way a kid with an entire nerf gun wall isn't a little excrement, good job mom and dad

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #247 on: May 02, 2020, 11:34:44 PM »
edit: was too lame to post
« Last Edit: May 02, 2020, 11:47:41 PM by delavan »
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #248 on: May 03, 2020, 12:28:41 PM »
Quote from: delavan on May 02, 2020, 11:34:44 PM
edit: was too lame to post

Geez have you read Bojanglesman or MBGreen recently, make the post.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #249 on: May 08, 2020, 02:21:19 PM »
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #250 on: May 15, 2020, 08:00:13 AM »
I got this chick pregnant (my wife) and now my first born son is on the way, coming this November
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Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #251 on: May 15, 2020, 08:00:29 AM »
No hornet
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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #252 on: May 15, 2020, 08:30:22 AM »
Congrats on baby Mekhi Kerona Ficken!
« Last Edit: May 15, 2020, 08:34:15 AM by bojanglesman »
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #253 on: May 15, 2020, 08:40:32 AM »
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #254 on: May 15, 2020, 09:32:08 AM »
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