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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2015, 09:51:03 AM »
Quote from: Libero_2 on July 17, 2015, 07:09:41 AM
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2015, 11:19:07 PM »
I'm going to some kid's birthday party tomorrow morning, and I'm pretty sure I won't know anyone there. I'm not even sure how my wife knows these people. How do I cope?
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2015, 11:37:09 PM »

Quote from: Badger on October 17, 2015, 11:19:07 PM
I'm going to some kid's birthday party tomorrow morning, and I'm pretty sure I won't know anyone there. I'm not even sure how my wife knows these people. How do I cope?

Meet people.  How is this difficult?
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #18 on: October 18, 2015, 01:20:21 AM »
Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on October 17, 2015, 11:37:09 PM
Meet people.  How is this difficult?

He's a gov't employee, it expressly states in the employees manual that he's not to converse with others, unless it's combative in nature.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2015, 01:59:10 AM »
Masturbate and fall asleep in bathroom.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #20 on: October 18, 2015, 05:10:45 AM »
Quote from: Badger on October 17, 2015, 11:19:07 PM
I'm going to some kid's birthday party tomorrow morning, and I'm pretty sure I won't know anyone there. I'm not even sure how my wife knows these people. How do I cope?

Alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol. Bring your own hip flask...
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2015, 07:34:12 AM »

Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on October 17, 2015, 11:37:09 PM
Meet people.  How is this difficult?

Do I have toooooo?
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #22 on: October 18, 2015, 07:36:26 AM »
Smartphone, jet offensive, bathroom, fake shitting.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #23 on: October 18, 2015, 07:47:45 AM »

Quote from: bojanglesman on October 18, 2015, 07:36:26 AM
Smartphone, jet offensive, bathroom, fake shitting.

Talking to strangers might not be as bad as reading Puck's shitposts.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2015, 01:46:16 PM »
Drink and hit on other moms
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2015, 01:51:38 PM »
It was at 10 AM at a less shitty local version of Chuck E. Cheese. No booze. I just held my son and looked busy with him.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2015, 01:54:19 PM »
Quote from: Badger on October 18, 2015, 07:47:45 AM
Talking to strangers might not be as bad as reading Puck's shitposts.

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2015, 06:40:56 PM »
Quote from: Badger on October 19, 2015, 01:51:38 PM
It was at 10 AM at a less shitty local version of Chuck E. Cheese. No booze. I just held my son and looked busy with him.

What an awful party

Brilliant strategy though.

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #28 on: October 21, 2015, 11:06:28 AM »
Serious question for the guys who have become dad's recently. Did you read anything or take any of these pre birth classes? My gut tells me we don't need to do many of them but maybe I'm wrong?
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #29 on: October 21, 2015, 11:11:08 AM »
Quote from: ukilledkenny on October 21, 2015, 11:06:28 AM
Serious question for the guys who have become dad's recently. Did you read anything or take any of these pre birth classes? My gut tells me we don't need to do many of them but maybe I'm wrong?
We took one at the hospital for the first kid.  It's not a make or break deal, but the best part was actually learning about what to expect with the process.  Not just breathing techniques, but how the timeline typically goes in the hospital.  It was helpful for us.  Cuts down on the surprises when the big day comes.
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