How to Dad

[Badger]

This thread will serve as a compendium of all the fatherly wisdom that JO has to offer.

[bojanglesman]

That is quite true.

[SixFeetDeep]

^^
I read that as "all the fatherly wisdom that JE has to offer."

[bojanglesman]

"If you have to take one for the team, go all out and do it right.  Remember, by definition, all of her friends are hotter than her and girls love to talk."

[bojanglesman]

Some good advice I've seen/heard over the years.....

"Punch the one talking the most excrement."
"When you're 40 freaking years old you can eat as many godddamn cookies as you please"
"It's not about not doing stupid things, It's about not being stupid while doing stupid things"
"take a good long look at her mother....that's where she's headed"
"Never pass up an opportunity to shut the freak up."
"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it."
"Don’t be humble. You’re not that good.”

[Miamipuck]

Some good advice I've seen/heard over the years.....

1. "Punch the one talking the most excrement."
2. "When you're 40 freaking years old you can eat as many godddamn cookies as you please"
3. "It's not about not doing stupid things, It's about not being stupid while doing stupid things"
4. "take a good long look at her mother....that's where she's headed"
5. "Never pass up an opportunity to shut the freak up."
6. "Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it."
7. "Don’t be humble. You’re not that good.”

1. Guinness
2. Me
3. Tommy
4. JFIF
5. Heismanberg
6. JE
7. MBGreen

[ukilledkenny]

1. Guinness
2. Me
3. Tommy
4. JFIF
5. Heismanberg
6. JE
7. MBGreen

Haha, can't argue with that.

[guinness77]

Punch me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize

[Fenwyr]

1. Guinness
2. Me
3. Tommy
4. JFIF
5. Heismanberg
6. JE
7. MBGreen

Spot on hahaha.

[Fenwyr]

As to the subject...  Get a cat instead.

[Jetaho]

Boys learn from the natural consequences of their actions.

Girls don't learn.  Ever.

[Badger]

"It's not about not doing stupid things, It's about not being stupid while doing stupid things"

This is underrated advice.

[ukilledkenny]

This is underrated advice.

I think it's pretty close to only break one law at a time.

[Badger]

http://adequateman.deadspin.com/14-things-you-will-say-to-your-kids-a-million-goddamn-t-1717985943

[Libero_2]

http://adequateman.deadspin.com/14-things-you-will-say-to-your-kids-a-million-goddamn-t-1717985943

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