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Kanadia
« on: July 07, 2015, 11:07:54 AM »
Calgary man ties 100 helium balloons to a chair and flies over the city.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-33414264
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Re: Kanadia
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2015, 02:50:01 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on July 07, 2015, 11:07:54 AM
Calgary man ties 100 helium balloons to a chair and flies over the city.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-33414264

That's pimp regardless of location.
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Re: Kanadia
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2016, 10:05:26 PM »
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Re: Kanadia
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2017, 08:25:11 PM »
http://nationalpost.com/news/canada/chug-fast-burp-and-breathe-canadian-hero-corey-bellemore-smashes-the-beer-mile-world-record-again

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A proper beer mile consists of four quarter mile laps of a track, each of them preceded by the downing of a beer. The clock is running throughout, so the able beer miler is judged partly on the quickness of their drinking.

They must also avoid vomiting, which necessitates a penalty lap.
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Re: Kanadia
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2017, 08:46:07 PM »
The Beer Mile has been a thing for a long time.

http://www.beermile.com/
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Re: Kanadia
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2018, 09:21:28 PM »
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Re: Kanadia
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2018, 10:12:34 PM »
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Re: Kanadia
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2018, 08:19:14 AM »
Happy Canada Day to you turds up there.  Here's some Canada bewbs.
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Re: Kanadia
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2018, 10:36:47 AM »
Thanks eh
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Re: Kanadia
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2018, 06:59:23 PM »
Lol.
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Re: Kanadia
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2018, 05:10:35 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2018, 07:17:00 PM »
Quote from: Badger on August 28, 2018, 05:10:35 PM
https://www.thespec.com/news-story/8864963-north-america-s-first-known-sex-doll-brothel-opening-in-toronto/

Good news JE

I first saw this story two days ago and couldn't believe it was real. I still can't quite bring myself to. I suspect that it will end up being a pretty good bit of viral marketing, in which they get a bunch of press noise about the outraged locals (Yonge and Sheppard is a busy-ish spot with lots of suburban housing in the immediate environs).

The weird and really freaking unpleasant thing about it is that it's right where that incel attack happened where that queynte killed 10 people with a van because he couldn't get laid. So in that context it suddenly becomes less funny.
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Re: Kanadia
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Re: Kanadia
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2020, 09:46:18 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on May 17, 2020, 07:51:38 PM
https://nypost.com/2020/05/17/canadian-air-force-jet-celebrating-front-line-workers-crashes/

That was their equivalent to the Blue Angels and Thunderbirds. They're really good pilots, it kind of sucks.
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