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Jared Fogle, Subway guy
« on: July 07, 2015, 09:13:09 AM »
Feds raided his home, looking for child porn
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Re: Jared Fogle, Subway guy
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2015, 09:22:18 AM »
I guess it might be related to the arrest of the former director of his charitable foundation and not him, we'll see.

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State and federal authorities were searching the Indiana home of Subway spokesman Jared Fogle Tuesday, months after the former director of his charitable foundation was arrested in a child pornography case, Fox59 reported.

Fogle, 37, who became the sandwich chain’s spokesman in 2000 after losing weight as a freshman at Indiana University by eating an all-Subway diet, lives in the Indianapolis suburb of Zionsville. Authorities did not say if Tuesday’s search warrants were connected to the arrest of his former associate.
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Re: Jared Fogle, Subway guy
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2015, 09:24:47 AM »
Subway is gross anyway.
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Re: Jared Fogle, Subway guy
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2015, 09:30:31 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on July 07, 2015, 09:24:47 AM
Subway is gross anyway.

For once I agree with the Manitoba Douche on food.
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Re: Jared Fogle, Subway guy
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2015, 09:43:53 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on July 07, 2015, 09:24:47 AM
Subway is gross anyway.

Guess they better check the mayonnaise now......
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Re: Jared Fogle, Subway guy
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2015, 09:49:43 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on July 07, 2015, 09:43:53 AM
Guess they better check the mayonnaise now......

Miracle Whip, that excrement's most likely semen anyhow.
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Re: Jared Fogle, Subway guy
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2015, 09:53:25 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on July 07, 2015, 09:49:43 AM
Miracle Whip, that excrement's most likely semen anyhow.

it's the swiss army knife of condiments.
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Re: Jared Fogle, Subway guy
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2015, 04:24:36 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on July 07, 2015, 09:22:18 AM
I guess it might be related to the arrest of the former director of his charitable foundation and not him, we'll see.


I highly doubt they'd move on such a public person without sufficient evidence that he was involved.

Feds will almost always build an ironclad case before moving.
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Re: Jared Fogle, Subway guy
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2015, 06:16:50 AM »
Quote from: JFIF on July 08, 2015, 04:24:36 AM
I highly doubt they'd move on such a public person without sufficient evidence that he was involved.

Feds will almost always build an ironclad case before moving.
That would suck for him if he's innocent and now everyone associates him with child porn.  Of course it'll suck worse if he's guilty.
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Re: Jared Fogle, Subway guy
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2015, 07:25:14 AM »
I guess Jared wanted to . . .
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Re: Jared Fogle, Subway guy
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2015, 08:33:24 AM »
Quote from: Scruggy on July 08, 2015, 07:25:14 AM
I guess Jared wanted to . . .
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Re: Jared Fogle, Subway guy
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2015, 12:03:43 PM »
hahahahaha
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Re: Jared Fogle, Subway guy
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2015, 01:45:38 PM »
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Re: Jared Fogle, Subway guy
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2015, 02:05:45 PM »
Quote from: Scruggy on July 08, 2015, 07:25:14 AM
I guess Jared wanted to . . .
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Re: Jared Fogle, Subway guy
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2015, 02:22:04 PM »

Quote from: Scruggy on July 08, 2015, 07:25:14 AM
I guess Jared wanted to . . .
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In my head the CSI Miami howl came after that line.
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