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Tommy

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Re: How will Tommy meet his maker in Columbia
« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2016, 06:21:59 AM »

how do you go about asking your doctor for cialis for this?

"hey doc, im headed to columbia to do coke and bang hookers for a week, can i score a bunch of dick pills?"

"Hey doc, I don't know if it's the stress at work or what, but lately..."

It's the same if you want to get your hands on Valium or whatever. "Doc, I have severe anxiety and can't sleep. Always stressed out blah blah."

Insurance rocks.
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Fenwyr

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Re: How will Tommy meet his maker in Columbia
« Reply #16 on: February 05, 2016, 09:18:13 AM »
"Hey doc, I don't know if it's the stress at work or what, but lately..."

It's the same if you want to get your hands on Valium or whatever. "Doc, I have severe anxiety and can't sleep. Always stressed out blah blah."

Insurance rocks.

Our doctor is great about that too.  We have enough Valium, Ambien and Z Packs to start our own pharmacy.

Johnny English

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Re: How will Tommy meet his maker in Columbia
« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2016, 09:19:59 AM »
Need to add an option for terminal priapism.
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Tommy

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Re: How will Tommy meet his maker in Columbia
« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2016, 09:20:50 AM »
Our doctor is great about that too.  We have enough Valium, Ambien and Z Packs to start our own pharmacy.

The only thing that sucks is that since valium is a controlled substance, you can't prescribe multiple refills. Gotta go in after it runs out and get a new prescription, which is pretty annoying.

Still, $10 copay for a 2 month supply is pretty dope.
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Re: How will Tommy meet his maker in Columbia
« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2021, 10:24:42 PM »
Still going.

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