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MBGreen

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Hair Metal
« on: April 29, 2015, 08:44:24 PM »
bring it back.
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Re: Hair Metal
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2015, 08:50:42 PM »
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"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

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Re: Hair Metal
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2015, 11:37:19 PM »
I don't even have to click it. I already know . And I freaking love it. DREAM WAAAAARRRRIORRRSS!


I referenced Dokken n posted that video somewhere on fb the other day lol

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Re: Hair Metal
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2015, 12:17:37 AM »
Remember this hair metal hit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2q_-xN2N54

Ignatius J Reilly

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Re: Hair Metal
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2015, 12:19:48 AM »
Nobody fucks with a bad derriere like this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1knO1Ip9oEg

Ignatius J Reilly

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Re: Hair Metal
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2015, 12:20:51 AM »
Such hetero.  So masculinity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxQAmaZ7dRk

Ignatius J Reilly

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Re: Hair Metal
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2015, 12:22:44 AM »
There is something different about this man.  His hair is the same as the last one, but something I can't put my finger on...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQOmDUnt8Hs

Ignatius J Reilly

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Re: Hair Metal
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2015, 12:24:21 AM »
Subtitles so you can ignore the lyrics and just feel the PWWWWWSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T_uxoV5FuQ

Ignatius J Reilly

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Re: Hair Metal
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2015, 12:26:04 AM »
Some serious sexual tension between the man and woman in this duet!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrIiLvg58SY

Ignatius J Reilly

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Re: Hair Metal
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2015, 12:27:49 AM »
I had this badass uncle who used to ride a badass motorcycle and wear a badass leather jacket.  Turns out he rode it to this badass gay bar!  And he met his badass partner who became his badass husband and they played this at their BADASS GAY WEDDING!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ETENrv8cnU

Ignatius J Reilly

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Re: Hair Metal
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2015, 12:31:31 AM »
Who hasn't thought about HOT TWIN SISTERS coming out of the poster on the wall to whisk them away to a magical world with a Native American spiritual guide?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFLggqjddKM

Ignatius J Reilly

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Re: Hair Metal
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2015, 12:35:21 AM »
MOTHER. freaking. TRIXTER! FEEL THAT PWWWWWSSSSSHHHHHH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VooRUo7NoF8

Ignatius J Reilly

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Re: Hair Metal
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2015, 12:38:22 AM »
DID YOU SAY MOAR TRIXTER!?!?!

Now with IRON MAN AMY ADAMS (0:25)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt5COKwDads

Ignatius J Reilly

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Re: Hair Metal
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2015, 12:40:30 AM »
Hair metal is nostalgia.  Hair metal is baby pictures.  Hair metal is writing on a piano and watching a video of yourself writing on a piano.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU5Y-URX0V0

Ignatius J Reilly

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Re: Hair Metal
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2015, 12:42:04 AM »
You had me at chainsaw.  You.  Had me.  At chainsaw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52p9jc-gOo

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