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Re: I own a house?
« Reply #390 on: September 09, 2021, 10:27:10 AM »
Agreed a deal a couple of months ago to buy a house off market from an older couple who are moving into a retirement community (nothing sketchy, I am paying them fair market price). We take possession October 1st so did a walkthrough today to determine what work we need to do to it before we can rent it out. As we're going through the old boy says to me, "Oh, there is one thing I need to show you in the basement workshop." He pulls a paper calendar aside on one of the walls to reveal a safe. "We don't have the code for this so we've never opened it. We were told it was empty by the guy we bought the house from 14 years ago, but because he was in the early stages of dementia he couldn't remember the code for it either."

I wonder how one goes about hiring a safecracker.

Call a locksmith and see if they know anyone.  Can't do it till October anyway.

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Re: I own a house?
« Reply #391 on: September 09, 2021, 11:24:22 AM »
Agreed a deal a couple of months ago to buy a house off market from an older couple who are moving into a retirement community (nothing sketchy, I am paying them fair market price). We take possession October 1st so did a walkthrough today to determine what work we need to do to it before we can rent it out. As we're going through the old boy says to me, "Oh, there is one thing I need to show you in the basement workshop." He pulls a paper calendar aside on one of the walls to reveal a safe. "We don't have the code for this so we've never opened it. We were told it was empty by the guy we bought the house from 14 years ago, but because he was in the early stages of dementia he couldn't remember the code for it either."

I wonder how one goes about hiring a safecracker.

You just put on a pair of Ray-Ban's and say "I'm putting together a team" and then there's a brief montage and thirty seconds later you've got your safecracker. 

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Re: I own a house?
« Reply #392 on: September 09, 2021, 11:25:11 AM »
Agreed a deal a couple of months ago to buy a house off market from an older couple who are moving into a retirement community (nothing sketchy, I am paying them fair market price). We take possession October 1st so did a walkthrough today to determine what work we need to do to it before we can rent it out. As we're going through the old boy says to me, "Oh, there is one thing I need to show you in the basement workshop." He pulls a paper calendar aside on one of the walls to reveal a safe. "We don't have the code for this so we've never opened it. We were told it was empty by the guy we bought the house from 14 years ago, but because he was in the early stages of dementia he couldn't remember the code for it either."

I wonder how one goes about hiring a safecracker.

C4 plastic explosives are effective....or so i hear.

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Re: I own a house?
« Reply #393 on: September 09, 2021, 12:06:19 PM »
Probably just full of tiny First Nations skeletons

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Re: I own a house?
« Reply #394 on: September 09, 2021, 12:17:43 PM »
Probably just full of tiny First Nations skeletons

doubt it....they were probably burned to heat the house.

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Re: I own a house?
« Reply #395 on: September 14, 2021, 01:33:55 PM »
You just put on a pair of Ray-Ban's and say "I'm putting together a team" and then there's a brief montage and thirty seconds later you've got your safecracker. 

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Re: I own a house?
« Reply #396 on: January 14, 2022, 02:25:47 PM »

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Re: I own a house?
« Reply #397 on: January 14, 2022, 02:35:12 PM »

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Re: I own a house?
« Reply #398 on: January 14, 2022, 03:34:07 PM »
worth it for the moat.

Wish I had a moat.

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Re: I own a house?
« Reply #399 on: January 14, 2022, 04:04:26 PM »
Agreed a deal a couple of months ago to buy a house off market from an older couple who are moving into a retirement community (nothing sketchy, I am paying them fair market price). We take possession October 1st so did a walkthrough today to determine what work we need to do to it before we can rent it out. As we're going through the old boy says to me, "Oh, there is one thing I need to show you in the basement workshop." He pulls a paper calendar aside on one of the walls to reveal a safe. "We don't have the code for this so we've never opened it. We were told it was empty by the guy we bought the house from 14 years ago, but because he was in the early stages of dementia he couldn't remember the code for it either."

I wonder how one goes about hiring a safecracker.

Watch Red Notice again, and you should be able to open it yourself.
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Re: I own a house?
« Reply #400 on: January 14, 2022, 04:19:58 PM »
Watch Red Notice again, and you should be able to open it yourself.

When we renovated the place we pulled it out of the wall and took an angle grinder to it. It was empty.
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