I own a house?

[bojanglesman]

Ugh, that sucks. Did the pump fail on its own or have you been shoving diapers and wipes down the toilet?

The plumber just got done. He said the sump pit is too large for him to handle so I have a different pump company coming out this afternoon that handles this type of thing. Right now I don't know whether someone flushed a rag and it just got clogged up or if the pump is shot.  We don't flush things you aren't supposed to down the toilet, but I have kids so who knows what they do when I'm not looking. Or guests that come over. Hopefully something just blocked up the piping. That'll be much cheaper than a new pump.

[bojanglesman]

I'm just going to assume that one of my massive dumps made the pipes beg for mercy.

[Johnny English]

The plumber just got done. He said the sump pit is too large for him to handle so I have a different pump company coming out this afternoon that handles this type of thing. Right now I don't know whether someone flushed a rag and it just got clogged up or if the pump is shot.  We don't flush things you aren't supposed to down the toilet, but I have kids so who knows what they do when I'm not looking. Or guests that come over. Hopefully something just blocked up the piping. That'll be much cheaper than a new pump.

I'd be less concerned about the pump and more about the remediation of the yard, if it's covered in human sewage then you can't just put your hose on it and pretend it's fertilizer.

[SixFeetDeep]

Imagine one of Bo’s kids flushed mint

[bojanglesman]

I'd be less concerned about the pump and more about the remediation of the yard, if it's covered in human sewage then you can't just put your hose on it and pretend it's fertilizer.

Both the plumber and the pump company said it wasn't a huge deal seeing that its such a small amount.  Bushes will grow better there hopefully.  Haha.

Seriously, I'm sure the pump guy will clean it up properly or tell me what to do since it's contained in a small area. Maybe some lime and bag it up.

I was exaggerating when I said it overflowed out into my yard. It just pooled a little bit on top of the cap

[MBGreen]

Flush a few packets of Arbys sauce...should clean it right up, easy peasy.

[bojanglesman]

Flush a few packets of Arbys sauce...should clean it right up, easy peasy.

Hey Badger, can you mail me some Shilla to flush?

[Johnny English]

I was exaggerating when I said it overflowed out into my yard. It just pooled a little bit on top of the cap

LOL OK. That is a little different.

[Badger]

Hey Badger, can you mail me some Shilla to flush?

Bulldoggy?

[bojanglesman]

..

[bojanglesman]

Bulldoggy?

Haha.  Burrdoggy?

[Miamipuck]

Buying a house is one gigantic pain in my derriere. I am going to kill the builder and his lawyer, those cunts.

[bojanglesman]

The culprit.  I think they are hairbows?  No freaking idea how they ended up there.  Maybe came off a toy in the tub or something.  Kids.  At least the pump is fine, the clog tripped the circuit.

Also this is a picture of the Jets franchise.

[Johnny English]

Just so everyone's clear, that's Bo's macerated excrement we're looking at.

[IATA]

those look like collars for animals.

what the freak kind of joint you running here?