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Re: PGA Tour
« Reply #105 on: April 15, 2019, 07:41:52 AM »
Fuzzy Zoeller is excite
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Re: PGA Tour
« Reply #106 on: December 21, 2019, 08:52:00 AM »
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Re: PGA Tour
« Reply #107 on: December 21, 2019, 11:13:37 AM »
Great edit

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Re: PGA Tour
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Re: PGA Tour
« Reply #110 on: December 22, 2019, 07:52:17 PM »
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Re: PGA Tour
« Reply #111 on: January 22, 2020, 07:00:27 PM »
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Re: PGA Tour
« Reply #112 on: July 09, 2020, 09:56:56 AM »
They have a covid positive trio playing this weekend, that seems insane to me
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Re: PGA Tour
« Reply #114 on: July 09, 2020, 05:30:17 PM »
They have a covid positive trio playing this weekend, that seems insane to me

Sounds more dramatic than it should

The tour’s medical advisers and the CDC have indicated that PCR tests have shown a possibility of detecting viral RNA even after the infectious virus is no longer present. This would potentially become a persistent positive test result, despite the individual not being contagious.

“Out of an abundance of caution, however, any player or caddie who meets the above criteria but continues to return a positive Covid-19 test will either compete as a single in competition or be grouped with players under the same situation, and he will also have no access to indoor facilities on site.”

Further explanation by the tour of its updated criteria states: “Cases in which a player or caddie tested positive and continues to test positive, the tour follows a symptom-based model, as outlined by the CDC, allowing for him to return to competition if: at least three days have passed since recovery, which is defined as resolution of fever without the use of fever-reducing medications and improvement in respiratory symptoms; and, at least 10 days have passed since symptoms first appeared.”

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Re: PGA Tour
« Reply #115 on: October 28, 2020, 08:52:20 AM »
https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1321222411342303235?s=21

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In all, DeChambeau was jovial in his Rocket Mortgage presser. What’s not to be happy about? In his last six PGA Tour starts, DeChambeau’s worst finish is T8, and his gains off the tee (and, to be fair, in the rest of his game, too) are paying off. Validation is a heck of a feeling.

But to the naked eye, one thing still jumps off the TV screen: DeChambeau’s size. How ’bout his diet? How has he gone from 195 lbs to 240?

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“I would say that in the mornings I usually have four eggs, five pieces of bacon, some toast and two [Orgain] protein shakes,” DeChambeau said. There’s some visual evidence of this mega-breakfast in DeChambeau’s [insert adjective here] comeback video which graced the internet a couple weeks ago.

But Bryson is just getting going at breakfast.

“Throughout the course of the day, I’ll have a GoMacro bar here and there, I’ll have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I’ll have another protein drink, I’ll have at least two protein drinks on the golf course, at every six holes, and then after the round I’ll have one.”

Hard to imagine that DeChambeau has much time left to play golf with all that on-course consumption. Still, this is just the afternoon.

“After that, I’m snacking when I’m practicing after,” DeChambeau continued. “Go back to the hotel, eat a dinner, steak, potatoes. I’ll have two protein shakes with it there as well. So I’m consuming around, I’d say, around six to seven of those Orgain protein shakes a day now where I used to be two or three. With the weight up, I just had to consume a lot more. Luckily, I like the taste of those shakes so I can take those pretty easily.”

Good thing indeed. In all, DeChambeau estimates consuming somewhere between 3000-3500 calories per day, although he admitted he had no real idea.
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Re: PGA Tour
« Reply #116 on: November 16, 2020, 07:41:12 AM »
Dustin Johnson won the Masters.......and gets to freak Paulina Gretzky.


2020 isn't the shits for everyone i guess.
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Re: PGA Tour
« Reply #117 on: December 22, 2020, 05:43:52 PM »
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Re: PGA Tour
« Reply #118 on: February 23, 2021, 01:50:13 PM »
Tiger Woods flipped his car

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Re: PGA Tour
« Reply #119 on: February 23, 2021, 02:08:38 PM »
Tiger Woods flipped his car
Tiger Woods is undergoing surgery after sustaining 'multiple leg injuries' in a serious car crash in Los Angeles on Tuesday morning.

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