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Jets Draft Party
« on: April 02, 2015, 08:01:17 AM »
I just got some invitation to the Jets draft party. I am not sure if it's open to the public, they sent it to me because I bought all those tickets for the tailgate. Anyhow, if one of you guys want it let me know.
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Re: Jets Draft Party
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2015, 08:03:20 AM »
I just got some invitation to the Jets draft party. I am not sure if it's open to the public, they sent it to me because I bought all those tickets for the tailgate. Anyhow, if one of you guys want it let me know.

Give em' to Italian Seafood. He loves the draft.
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Re: Jets Draft Party
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2015, 08:06:43 AM »
Give em' to Italian Seafood. He loves the draft.

Who doesn't like the lottery?

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Re: Jets Draft Party
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2015, 09:16:03 AM »
I just got some invitation to the Jets draft party. I am not sure if it's open to the public, they sent it to me because I bought all those tickets for the tailgate. Anyhow, if one of you guys want it let me know.
Is that the crap where they just show the first day of the draft on the TV at metlife stadium?

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Re: Jets Draft Party
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2015, 09:18:42 AM »
Is that the crap where they just show the first day of the draft on the TV at metlife stadium?

It would have helped to read it, free admission but tickets are required. So like I said if anyone wants it, pm me.

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Re: Jets Draft Party
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2015, 09:18:55 AM »
Is that the crap where they just show the first day of the draft on the TV at metlife stadium?

Well, you're not invited now ......to watch it on TV as if you were at home, except not at home.  Much less comfortable.

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Re: Jets Draft Party
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2015, 09:20:42 AM »
Well, you're not invited now ......to watch it on TV as if you were at home, except not at home.  Much less comfortable.

You also get the added privilege of traveling to NJ during rush hour.

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Re: Jets Draft Party
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2015, 09:21:23 AM »
Well, you're not invited now ......to watch it on TV as if you were at home, except not at home.  Much less comfortable.
I did that the first year when they had just opened the stadium.

Wasn't really worth it at all, but they did give out a turn of t shirts and those zip tie bags. Plus they sold all their high class stadium food.

It was cool getting a tour of the brand new stadium though before it got messed up

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Re: Jets Draft Party
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2015, 09:22:22 AM »
Yeah I just the picture, that's exactly what I went to.

It was pretty freaking awesome to be able to walk out on the field though

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Re: Jets Draft Party
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2015, 09:23:19 AM »


-Special appearance by Ben Ijalana's chauffeur!
-Special tour of the locker room/handicap stall where Nick Mangold took a legendary dump in 2008.
-Watch Eric Allen stumble over simple words and look confused, LIVE!
-Free t-shirt (we only have 10 of them)
-Players scheduled to appear (appearances will consist of highlights shown on black and white 1983 Zenith TV we found in storage)

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Re: Jets Draft Party
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2015, 09:25:47 AM »
-Special tour of the locker room/handicap stall where Nick Mangold took a legendary dump in 2008.

Before the stadium was built?

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Re: Jets Draft Party
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2015, 09:28:52 AM »
Before the stadium was built?

The dump was so glorious, they moved the stall intact to the new stadium.  (*PSL purchase required for dump viewing)

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Re: Jets Draft Party
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2015, 09:40:55 AM »
Do they boo the Jets pick at this viewing party as well?
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Re: Jets Draft Party
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2015, 09:42:21 AM »
Do they boo the Jets pick at this viewing party as well?

They will if we draft Trae Waynes.

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Re: Jets Draft Party
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2015, 09:47:08 AM »
I did that the first year when they had just opened the stadium.

Wasn't really worth it at all, but they did give out a turn of t shirts and those zip tie bags. Plus they sold all their high class stadium food.

It was cool getting a tour of the brand new stadium though before it got messed up

So you'll go to the shitty draft party but won't take part in our own Mock Draft?  Come onnnnn

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