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Re: JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« Reply #75 on: February 12, 2020, 09:55:01 PM »
She looks like someone I wouldn't excrement-talk to her face.

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Re: JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« Reply #76 on: February 13, 2020, 10:00:46 AM »
I stopped watching wrestling around when Austin and Rock stopped being regulars. I watched the late-Attitude era until then. Never saw Cena's rise, and when I tried going back to WWE he turned me completely off to the product.

My brothers still watch regularly, but they were also early investors, so they have some motivation. I've tried watching PPVs at their houses, but to me, it's an unwatchable product now.
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« Reply #77 on: February 13, 2020, 10:11:40 AM »
I have less than zero interest in wrestling, but Bowling For Soup wrote a song about a wrestler called Alexa Bliss and I'm extremely interested in everything to do with her.
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Re: JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« Reply #78 on: February 14, 2020, 11:30:29 AM »
I have less than zero interest in wrestling, but Bowling For Soup wrote a song about a wrestler called Alexa Bliss and I'm extremely interested in everything to do with her.

She is extremely attractive.

The UK has really started to produce some excellent wrestlers that have made their way either to WWE or New Japan.
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Re: JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« Reply #79 on: March 02, 2020, 12:22:05 PM »
Goldberg is the universal heavyweight champion of the world.

Yes, its 2020, not 1999.

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Re: JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« Reply #80 on: March 02, 2020, 01:42:02 PM »
Goldberg plays the gym teacher on The Goldbergs on ABC.
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Re: JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« Reply #81 on: March 02, 2020, 02:42:04 PM »
Goldberg is the universal heavyweight champion of the world.

Yes, its 2020, not 1999.
I could be the universal heavyweight champion of the world if the scriptwriters wanted me to be.
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Re: JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« Reply #82 on: March 02, 2020, 07:16:05 PM »
Goldberg from The Mighty Ducks is a meth head
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Re: JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« Reply #83 on: March 03, 2020, 11:33:00 AM »
Goldberg from The Mighty Ducks is a meth head

I saw that. Guy looks like he's ready for the obituary thread unfortunately.

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Re: JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« Reply #84 on: March 11, 2020, 12:37:50 PM »
Gronk to the WWE?!?!

I'm fascinated by how they'll use him, the transition isn't as seamless as one would think (Merriman apparently looked terrible during his time at the performance center).

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Re: JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« Reply #85 on: March 11, 2020, 12:43:13 PM »
Gronk to the WWE?!?!

I'm fascinated by how they'll use him, the transition isn't as seamless as one would think (Merriman apparently looked terrible during his time at the performance center).

Didn't Gronkowski retire from the NFL with persistent back injuries? Not sure playing karma sutra with oiled up 300lb men is a great idea for someone with a dodgy back.
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Re: JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« Reply #86 on: March 11, 2020, 12:49:29 PM »
Didn't Gronkowski retire from the NFL with persistent back injuries? Not sure playing karma sutra with oiled up 300lb men is a great idea for someone with a dodgy back.

I can't imagine he'd be working a full-time schedule. Honestly that wouldn't even be smart on their end. Use him as an attraction if he's actually going to get physical and limit it to maybe four times a year for your big shows.

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Re: JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« Reply #87 on: March 12, 2020, 02:20:51 PM »
Rogue rumor that the Saudis have offered Vince 75 million to move wrestlemania to Riyadh.

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Re: JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« Reply #89 on: May 05, 2020, 06:49:23 AM »
https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2020/05/04/john-cena-make-a-wish-foundation-surprise

Good guy Cena.

How do you freak up a relationship with Nikki "sweet funbags" Bella....Cena is a retard.
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