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Ignatius J Reilly

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JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« on: March 29, 2015, 11:43:19 PM »
The place for all your wrestling related discussion!  Who will win the latest match???
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Re: JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2015, 11:57:35 PM »
Jimmy "The Fister" Zamboni is gonna take down Tehran the Terrorist!
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Re: JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2015, 11:58:55 PM »
Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on March 29, 2015, 11:43:19 PM
The place for all your wrestling related discussion!  Who will win the latest match???

John Cena
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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2015, 11:59:38 PM »
Chris Benoit
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Re: JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2015, 12:01:03 AM »
I was flipping channels last week, came across WWE, and they had "Sting" on there. Surprised that guy is still alive. his face paint/receding hairline combo was hilarious
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2015, 12:02:34 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on March 30, 2015, 12:01:03 AM
I was flipping channels last week, came across WWE, and they had "Sting" on there. Surprised that guy is still alive. his face paint/receding hairline combo was hilarious



Do you remember these things?
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Re: JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2015, 12:06:20 AM »
Whoa, I think you guys misunderstood.  This is the wrestling JE wants to talk about:

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Re: JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2015, 12:07:08 AM »
hahahaha
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Re: JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2015, 12:07:23 AM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on March 30, 2015, 12:02:34 AM


Do you remember these things?

Holy excrement I'm pretty sure I had one of those. It's like a shitty blowup punching bag for kids right?
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Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
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Re: JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2015, 12:12:36 AM »

Quote from: SixFeetDeep on March 30, 2015, 12:07:23 AM
Holy excrement I'm pretty sure I had one of those. It's like a shitty blowup punching bag for kids right?

It's a humping doll for the sexually confused adolescents who watch pro wrestling.
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Re: JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2015, 12:23:56 AM »
Quote from: Badger on March 30, 2015, 12:12:36 AM
It's a humping doll for the sexually confused adolescents who watch pro wrestling.

There's nothing sexual about putting a male blowup doll in a figure four leg lock.

And it clearly says for "hugging", not humping, on the label. Not gay at all.
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Re: JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2015, 04:49:07 AM »
I know this thread is meant as a joke, but Wrestlemania last night was pretty awesome, and certainly way above my expectations.

I'll just leave that there in case anyone else watched/likes wrestling and see if there will be any positive responses.
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Re: JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2015, 06:12:17 AM »
I guess they were smart and had rousey on there. Every chick that's even vaguely into fitness is now talking about WWE.
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Re: JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2015, 07:42:47 AM »
Quote from: Cane on March 30, 2015, 04:49:07 AM
I know this thread is meant as a joke, but Wrestlemania last night was pretty awesome, and certainly way above my expectations.

I'll just leave that there in case anyone else watched/likes wrestling and see if there will be any positive responses.

A joke no? I thought Johnny English is wrestling's biggest fan.
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Re: JohnnyE's Professional Wrestling Thread!
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2015, 07:54:53 AM »
Is Jake the Snake Roberts still on a steady diet of Walt's blue meth?
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