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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5385 on: February 14, 2024, 02:51:12 PM »
Quote from: Badger on February 14, 2024, 02:48:38 PM
People who are afraid of public restrooms and as a result do things that make the restroom even less clean.

Don't tell me that I can't do the catcher squat standing on the toilet seat.  Not my fault the toilet isn't regulation size.  Many people say my excrement spray has healing properties.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5386 on: February 14, 2024, 02:51:29 PM »
Quote from: Badger on February 14, 2024, 02:48:38 PM
People who are afraid of public restrooms and as a result do things that make the restroom even less clean.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5387 on: February 14, 2024, 02:57:29 PM »
still one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the internet
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5388 on: February 17, 2024, 10:34:45 AM »
People who cough into their hands in the produce section then start touching the fruit and veggies
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« Reply #5389 on: February 17, 2024, 11:22:08 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on February 17, 2024, 10:34:45 AM
People who cough into their hands in the produce section then start touching the fruit and veggies

lmao
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5390 on: February 18, 2024, 09:22:42 AM »
When a restaurant's website makes you download a PDF to view the menu.
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« Reply #5391 on: February 18, 2024, 09:28:03 AM »
Quote from: Badger on February 18, 2024, 09:22:42 AM
When a restaurant's website makes you download a PDF to view the menu.
Ok boomer
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5392 on: February 18, 2024, 10:35:02 AM »
Quote from: Badger on February 18, 2024, 09:22:42 AM
When a restaurant's website makes you download a PDF to view the menu.

Pull out your flip phone and make the waiter show you how to get a PDF to show up on it.
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« Reply #5393 on: February 18, 2024, 10:41:38 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on February 18, 2024, 10:35:02 AM
Pull out your flip phone and make the waiter show you how to get a PDF to show up on it.

That'll just cost Badger more money on the waiter's tip.  Tech Support is an additional 15% (as per Puck's restaurant etiquette manual)
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5394 on: February 18, 2024, 11:02:43 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on February 18, 2024, 10:41:38 AM
That'll just cost Badger more money on the waiter's tip.  Tech Support is an additional 15% (as per Puck's restaurant etiquette manual)
15% of Puck's appetizers?  That's a 2nd mortgage.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5395 on: February 18, 2024, 11:13:06 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on February 18, 2024, 09:28:03 AM
Ok boomer
Quote from: bojanglesman on February 18, 2024, 10:35:02 AM
Pull out your flip phone and make the waiter show you how to get a PDF to show up on it.
Not what I'm talking about.

When you're on a restaurant's website trying to see what they have before you go there. Not at the restaurant. And you click the link for the menu and instead of taking you to another page it downloads a PDF of the menu.

I do think scanning a QR code at the restaurant is dumb but I don't have difficulty doing it.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5396 on: February 18, 2024, 11:13:57 AM »
Quote from: Badger on February 18, 2024, 11:13:06 AM
Not what I'm talking about.

When you're on a restaurant's website trying to see what they have before you go there. Not at the restaurant. And you click the link for the menu and instead of taking you to another page it downloads a PDF.

Ahh i got it.

Yes, that stinks.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5397 on: February 19, 2024, 08:01:38 AM »
The vain mouthbreathers that set their phones up to film themselves working out at the gym....
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5398 on: February 19, 2024, 08:50:59 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on February 19, 2024, 08:01:38 AM
The vain mouthbreathers that set their phones up to film themselves working out at the gym....

I typically film myself so I can check my form and make sure I'm actually moving properly. The ones who think their phone being on a tripod means that they are in their own private recording studio and complain when people walk through an obvious walkway need to have their memberships revoked.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5399 on: February 19, 2024, 09:14:25 AM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on February 19, 2024, 08:50:59 AM
I typically film myself so I can check my form and make sure I'm actually moving properly. The ones who think their phone being on a tripod means that they are in their own private recording studio and complain when people walk through an obvious walkway need to have their memberships revoked.
This clown had a mini tripod...I wanted to punch him in the face
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