I can live with your digital vandalism if it's what gets you through the day, but I'd rather you didn't do it in the football forums and just kept it to the off topic threads.
I must likely won't I am usually too busy during the day and if my partner sees a smile on my face well then something is wrong, fun must not be had at work.
I am not kidding about the second part, he is the most miserable mother fucker I have ever seen.