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Re: lol9ers
« Reply #30 on: June 18, 2015, 08:34:13 AM »
To call their retirement planner.

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Re: lol9ers
« Reply #31 on: June 18, 2015, 09:31:12 AM »
kaepernick is gonna need more than 5 minutes for his Instagram posts
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Re: lol9ers
« Reply #32 on: June 18, 2015, 09:57:51 AM »
and to call an escort service

and to call GreenHornet's wife
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Re: lol9ers
« Reply #33 on: June 18, 2015, 12:53:06 PM »
In all honesty it's not a horrible idea. I bet these guys doze off during meetings after 5 minutes. Maybe by doing this it gives them incentive to pay attention for the 30 minutes before playing on their iPad

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Re: lol9ers
« Reply #34 on: August 08, 2015, 09:36:32 PM »

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Re: lol9ers
« Reply #36 on: August 11, 2015, 07:56:29 PM »

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Re: lol9ers
« Reply #37 on: August 11, 2015, 08:17:07 PM »
Haha
Need a new one for a new board...

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Re: lol9ers
« Reply #38 on: August 26, 2015, 08:33:21 PM »
49ers' Ahmad Brooks indicted for sexual battery, Ray McDonald indicted for rape http://t.co/3FSbNWqrlH

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Re: lol9ers
« Reply #39 on: August 26, 2015, 08:54:39 PM »
I have to wonder if all this excrement played into Harbaugh's decision to leave when he did

And had he chose to stay, how fucked would his marketability be after all the excrement to happen to that franchise.


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Re: lol9ers
« Reply #40 on: September 02, 2015, 09:34:27 AM »

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Re: lol9ers
« Reply #41 on: September 15, 2015, 10:03:41 AM »
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Greetings, the People, Matt Cleary here, I'll be doing my best to call the Big Game - San Francisco 49ers versus Minnesota Timberwolves (or something) - live from Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara. And it should be good. I don't admit to knowing a motherlode about American football but I do know there's a third-string punt returner and/or running back playing called Jarryd "Hayne Plane and/or Train" Hayne, wearer of the most famous No.38 in Australian sports history. So yes, there's been some hype.



http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/in-case-you-didnt-stay-up-for-the-second-mnf-game-an-australian-writer-live-blogged-the-game-and-had-no-idea-what-was-going-on/
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Re: lol9ers
« Reply #42 on: September 15, 2015, 10:05:52 AM »
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He's grassed it. Oh, my.

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And...Tomsula looks like he’s eaten an onion sandwich
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Re: lol9ers
« Reply #43 on: September 15, 2015, 10:06:41 AM »
Their uni's were hideous.
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Re: lol9ers
« Reply #44 on: September 15, 2015, 10:11:29 AM »
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Righto. Here’s the Vikings and all eyes on the great man Adrian Peterson. Vikings on their 15. Teddy Bridgewater fakes to Peterson and everyone goes ‘Woah, you passed it to someone else’. And the referees said: first down, baby. First down.
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Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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