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Re: Classless jokes
« Reply #135 on: May 25, 2020, 04:25:18 PM »
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"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

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Re: Classless jokes
« Reply #136 on: May 25, 2020, 04:36:16 PM »
Imagine you're in a room with 100+ other people of various colours, creeds and whatever. They're all listening to you. They don't really know you. Would it be appropriate to tell them all a racist joke?
Yes.
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Re: Classless jokes
« Reply #137 on: June 02, 2020, 08:41:22 PM »
- What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

. . A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.


- What's green and yellow and eats nuts?

. . .Gonorrhea.


- What do Jersey girls use as protection during sex?

. . .Bus shelters.

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Re: Classless jokes
« Reply #138 on: August 05, 2020, 08:22:57 PM »
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"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

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Re: Classless jokes
« Reply #139 on: July 22, 2021, 01:53:09 PM »
Q: What’s the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

A: Clapton wouldn’t let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
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Re: Classless jokes
« Reply #140 on: July 25, 2021, 05:41:37 PM »

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Re: Classless jokes
« Reply #141 on: August 01, 2021, 04:32:13 PM »
What does Trump's wife Melania see in her husband?
A truckload of money, high cholesterol and Covid-1

What the biggest difference between Hillary Clinton and a catfish?
One has whiskers and stinks, and the other's a fish.

What the biggest difference between Barney Frank and a Fenway Frank?
Barney Frank comes in different-size buns.

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Re: Classless jokes
« Reply #143 on: August 26, 2022, 02:15:38 PM »
a classic
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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