Classless jokes

[bojanglesman]

Jokes/Stories that are probably offensive, but too funny to be offended.  Example:

http://i.imgur.com/2AOe1oj.jpg

[Pope]

Racism allowed? I'm asking for a friend

[bojanglesman]

Racism allowed? I'm asking for a friend

Probably not, but I'll leave it to the bosses here.  I don't want to start a holy war.

[Johnny English]

Imagine you're in a room with 100+ other people of various colours, creeds and whatever. They're all listening to you. They don't really know you. Would it be appropriate to tell them all a racist joke?

[Tommy]

Imagine you're in a room with 100+ other people of various colours, creeds and whatever. They're all listening to you. They don't really know you. Would it be appropriate to tell them all a racist joke?

Yes.

[bojanglesman]

Yes.

Haha.

[Johnny English]

And of course as we all know, the sure way to know the right answer to any question of ethics, morals or etiquette is to elicit Tommy's view and then do the opposite.

[bojanglesman]

And of course as we all know, the sure way to know the right answer to any question of ethics, morals or etiquette is to elicit Tommy's view and then do the opposite.

Tommy's ethics are like Idzik's personnel opinions.

[bojanglesman]

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken

[Tommy]

What's long and black?

The penis in your mom's queynte.

[Miamipuck]

Yes.

Awesome

[bojanglesman]

Alright, this is going nowhere, shut 'er down.

[Tommy]

Look at BO trying to back out of a racist thread that he started.

[bojanglesman]

Look at BO trying to back out of a racist thread that he started.

It wasn't racist, it was offensive.  Get it right, poopchute.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? 

I won't pay $300 to let a garbanzo bean on my face.