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Re: lolphins
« Reply #75 on: November 04, 2013, 01:42:27 PM »
So what exactly is Martin's supposed mental condition anyway?

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #76 on: November 04, 2013, 01:42:58 PM »
So what exactly is Martin's supposed mental condition anyway?

Oh, I have no idea.  I'm not even sure he actually has one at this point.  That's just what was reported before people started the whole 'man up' thing.  If he does, this is even worse.  If he doesn't, it's still excrement what Incognito did.  Either way, you know it's fun to excrement on you for that post.

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #77 on: November 04, 2013, 01:50:19 PM »
 wonder if there's any truth that Martin had 3 suicide attempts. Would make the phins look drastically worse if so

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #78 on: November 04, 2013, 01:52:37 PM »
Oh, I have no idea.  I'm not even sure he actually has one at this point.  That's just what was reported before people started the whole 'man up' thing.  If he does, this is even worse.  If he doesn't, it's still excrement what Incognito did.  Either way, you know it's fun to excrement on you for that post.

Haha sure, but my comment that he should "man up" still stands unless they come out and say that he has some serious mental issue.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #79 on: November 04, 2013, 02:04:39 PM »
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Willie Colon said they make rookie Brian Winters bring them Five Guys. That is the extent of their rookie hazing.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #80 on: November 04, 2013, 02:10:01 PM »
Brian Costello ‏@BrianCoz 6m

Willie Colon said they make rookie Brian Winters bring them Five Guys. That is the extent of their rookie hazing.

In light of new information, Willie Colon has been suspended indefinitely for conduct detrimental to the cholesterol level of the team.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #81 on: November 04, 2013, 02:11:05 PM »
Haha sure, but my comment that he should "man up" still stands unless they come out and say that he has some serious mental issue.

No way, you've gotta sack up through that paranoid schizophrenia.

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #82 on: November 04, 2013, 02:12:00 PM »
In light of new information, Willie Colon has been suspended indefinitely for conduct detrimental to the cholesterol level of the team.

Haha. 

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #83 on: November 04, 2013, 02:12:03 PM »
In light of new information, Willie Colon has been suspended indefinitely for conduct detrimental to the cholesterol level of the team.


nah.  Willie Colon's rookie hazing program is Scruggy approved.


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« Reply #84 on: November 04, 2013, 02:39:55 PM »
Haha sure, but my comment that he should "man up" still stands unless they come out and say that he has some serious mental issue.

No.  It doesn't even stand up to the excrement that was done already.

"Oh come on!  It's just a little bit of racial slurring and threats against his family in a work environment!"  Or are you saying you'd feel justified in saying that to one of your own coworkers?

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #85 on: November 04, 2013, 02:47:08 PM »
No.  It doesn't even stand up to the excrement that was done already.

"Oh come on!  It's just a little bit of racial slurring and threats against his family in a work environment!"  Or are you saying you'd feel justified in saying that to one of your own coworkers?

You've gotta tough those things out.  One time a coworker threatened to defriend me on Facebook.  I toughed it out.  Same thing.

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« Reply #86 on: November 04, 2013, 02:51:56 PM »

No.  It doesn't even stand up to the excrement that was done already.

"Oh come on!  It's just a little bit of racial slurring and threats against his family in a work environment!"  Or are you saying you'd feel justified in saying that to one of your own coworkers?

Sorry, but people need to stand up for themselves, not run to the media. If he actually has mental issues, then it's a completely different story. If he's perfectly normal then he's just being a bitch.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #87 on: November 04, 2013, 02:54:16 PM »
Sorry, but people need to stand up for themselves, not run to the media. If he actually has mental issues, then it's a completely different story. If he's perfectly normal then he's just being a bitch.
Who cares? It's the Dolphins. I'm perfectly fine with them getting bad press, warranted or not. I wouldn't give a excrement if Martin accused the team of sexual harassment because somebody looked at him funny.

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #88 on: November 04, 2013, 02:54:55 PM »

Sorry, but people need to stand up for themselves, not run to the media. If he actually has mental issues, then it's a completely different story. If he's perfectly normal then he's just being a bitch.

He didn't run to the media.  There was an incident, it got reported (as always), and he gave his side.

Do you honestly believe this is on Martin?  That this was appropriate behavior for the workplace?

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #89 on: November 04, 2013, 02:55:52 PM »
Miami Herald is reporting that the Dolphins are going to cut Incognito.
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