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[Miamipuck]

Stephen Ross is basically Perd Hapley

Yogi Berra: When you get to the fork in the road, take it.

[Badger]

I'm excited about my excrement.

^This is how I read that post.

[Miamipuck]

Hahahahahahah they're really wearing this:

[dcm1602]

Hahahahahahah they're really wearing this:

Messed up they're made all those shirts to call Jonathan Martin a quitter

Notice how they wrote it the biggest too

[bojanglesman]

Just when I thought that team couldn't get gayer..........

[Tommy]

Hahahahahahah they're really wearing this:

Mew, mew, I saw another player call one of the guys a fag, and then made him buy him lunch. Mew, mew.

That team is such a fuckn' joke.

[Badger]

Mew, mew, I saw another player call one of the guys a fag, and then made him buy him lunch. Mew, mew.

That team is such a fuckn' joke.

[bojanglesman]

This looks like a good dress shirt option for the team.

[Johnny English]

The comments on this are awesome.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-miami-dolphins-1628112669

[guinness77]

The comments on this are awesome.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-miami-dolphins-1628112669

I don't know what's better: the story or the comments. That's gold.

[Miamipuck]

I was dying reading the writeup, that was an excellent job.

[Badger]

They decided to fire the less-deserving coordinator when last season ended, because Mike Sherman couldn't coach around Philbin's incompetent OL hire. Our fans cheered this because our fans are freaking stupid, completely oblivious to the fact that the defense is crumbling. I didn't think it would be possible for somebody to have Paul Soliai, Randy Starks, Olivier Vernon, and Jared Odrick as a rotating cast up front and look like excrement. Under Mike Nolan, they were a top-ten defense. They had near-perfect personnel to run the 3-4. So, of course, Coach Voldemort brings in Kevin Coyle to run the 4-3, and within a year they're freaking Wake Forest.

You can't even watch the game from your seat because it's so hot it feels like you're sitting in a person's mouth. As far as tailgating goes, you couldn't find a worse mix of loud drunk assholes and really LOUD, shitty EDM than at a Dolphins' tailgate.

Asking friends to go to the game (most of them live less than 20 minutes away from the stadium, mind you) elicits the same response as if you asked them to go pick up a hooker on a Tuesday afternoon for lunch- a mixture of shock, disgust, disappointment but mostly bewilderment.

[guinness77]

I have to say, their Jets one is pretty good too

[bojanglesman]

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet  1m
.@NFL: Dion Jordan’s PED suspension was lifted. Then says he’s suspended 4 more games for a substances of abuse violation. Out until 10/19

[Miamipuck]

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet  1m
.@NFL: Dion Jordan’s PED suspension was lifted. Then says he’s suspended 4 more games for a substances of abuse violation. Out until 10/19

What the freak does this even mean?