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Stephen Ross is basically Perd Hapley
I'm excited about my excrement.
Hahahahahahah they're really wearing this:
Mew, mew, I saw another player call one of the guys a fag, and then made him buy him lunch. Mew, mew.That team is such a fuckn' joke.
The comments on this are awesome.http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-miami-dolphins-1628112669
DO YA LIKE SAUSAGE??
They decided to fire the less-deserving coordinator when last season ended, because Mike Sherman couldn't coach around Philbin's incompetent OL hire. Our fans cheered this because our fans are freaking stupid, completely oblivious to the fact that the defense is crumbling. I didn't think it would be possible for somebody to have Paul Soliai, Randy Starks, Olivier Vernon, and Jared Odrick as a rotating cast up front and look like excrement. Under Mike Nolan, they were a top-ten defense. They had near-perfect personnel to run the 3-4. So, of course, Coach Voldemort brings in Kevin Coyle to run the 4-3, and within a year they're freaking Wake Forest.
You can't even watch the game from your seat because it's so hot it feels like you're sitting in a person's mouth. As far as tailgating goes, you couldn't find a worse mix of loud drunk assholes and really LOUD, shitty EDM than at a Dolphins' tailgate.
Asking friends to go to the game (most of them live less than 20 minutes away from the stadium, mind you) elicits the same response as if you asked them to go pick up a hooker on a Tuesday afternoon for lunch- a mixture of shock, disgust, disappointment but mostly bewilderment.
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 1m.@NFL: Dion Jordan’s PED suspension was lifted. Then says he’s suspended 4 more games for a substances of abuse violation. Out until 10/19