lolphins

[JFIF]

Dolphins making a run at Brandon Albert and Roger Saffold. They want to sign both.

[Libero_2]

Dolphins making a run at Brandon Albert and Roger Saffold. They want to sign both.

considering the awfulness of their OL, its not a surprise.

[bojanglesman]

Dolphins making a run at Brandon Albert and Roger Saffold. They want to sign both.

Translation:  Please help! Anyone? We'll overpay!

[JFIF]

Phins are probably gonna retain Randy Starks at 6 mil a year.

It was said that they were gonna let both Starks and Soliai walk but I guess they changed their mind or reports were erroneous.

[CatoTheElder]

"Rumors of our financial competence were greatly exaggerated."

[Libero_2]

So the Phins have spent a fuckton of money the last day or so.

What is their total in free agent money spent since last year? some absurd total of like $200 million isn't it?

60 to wallace, 47 to Albert, Ellerbe got 30 something, starks just got 6 per... they gotta be pushing $200 million in the past year

[bojanglesman]

PFT:

Incognito wants to return to the Dolphins

Richie Incognito recently resurfaced on Twitter, after exiting the facility he entered to address severe mental stress he was experiencing in the aftermath of the release of the Ted Wells report.

And despite all the things that went wrong in Miami for Incognito, Incognito wants to return to Miami.

“Returning to the Dolphins was my number one goal from the time I got suspended,” Incognito told WSVN-TV on Wednesday.

Richie’s biggest problem is that his contract has expired, and that the Dolphins have shown no inclination to bring him back.  Still, he wants to come back.

“I want to return to the community in Miami and resume my playing career as soon as possible,” Incognito said.

He confirmed that he entered a private mental-health facility to deal with the stress he was experiencing.

“I was stressed,” Incognito said. “I believe in post traumatic stress syndrome, and I believe in private mental health care.”

Asked if he had a message for Miami fans, Richie slid into the third person.

“Dolphins fans, Richie is well,” Richie said. “Richie wants to come back and play.  But the business has to handle the business end, and that’s it.”

He makes it sound far simpler than it is.  Anyone can want to play for any NFL team.  Unless and until the NFL wants it, it’s not happening.

[Miamipuck]

I will put this here because why not:

Most coaches in the NFL have no interest in the Wells report, lol

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/wells-report-on-dolphins--incognito-martin-fiasco-ignored-by-several-afc-coaches-185937209.html

[Johnny English]

Mad Richie McMad at it again.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/laces-out/richie-incognito-tweets-phone-number-wants-angry-messages-032714?cmpid=tsmtw:fscom:nflonfox

[JFIF]

Mad Richie McMad at it again.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/laces-out/richie-incognito-tweets-phone-number-wants-angry-messages-032714?cmpid=tsmtw:fscom:nflonfox

There he goes breaking the internet

[Jumbo]

http://phinphanatic.com/2014/04/01/dolphins-lose-draft-pick-nfl-closes-martin-case/

Lolfins lose third round pick in Martin scandal

[Heismanberg]

hahahahahahahaha

[JFIF]

http://phinphanatic.com/2014/04/01/dolphins-lose-draft-pick-nfl-closes-martin-case/

Lolfins lose third round pick in Martin scandal

you know what today is right?

[IATA]

click some of those links in that article, Jumbo.

[Jumbo]

I am well aware that it was a joke.