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« Reply #1410 on: August 21, 2020, 10:31:14 AM »
Something is going on with Ryan Fitzpatrick.  He could possibly have COVID-19.

Miami is shopping for QBs and Fitzpatrick is taking a personal leave away from the team. 

It's hilarious that Josh Rosen isn't even good enough to be the fallback stopgap. 

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« Reply #1411 on: August 21, 2020, 10:31:22 AM »
Always will have a soft spot for Fitz.

That's said it's very interesting they are shopping for QBs. Is Rosen really that bad? Is Tua not healthy enough to play?
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« Reply #1412 on: August 21, 2020, 10:37:16 AM »
COVID-19 built a nest in Fitz's beard
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« Reply #1413 on: August 21, 2020, 10:41:26 AM »
If it was actually COVID I don’t think we’d be having a “something’s happening” discussion.

Let’s send Fales back there.

They've got Rosen and Tua to compete for the #1 spot which isn't the worst situation in the world. I think Rosen might still turn out to be serviceable, and obviously they have high hopes for Tua even if they would rather not throw him in to start as a rookie. Have to think that if they do need to replace Fitz it will be with someone like Uncle Josh to provide some veteran guidance in the meeting room.
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« Reply #1414 on: August 21, 2020, 10:55:08 AM »
If it was actually COVID I don’t think we’d be having a “something’s happening” discussion.

Let’s send Fales back there.
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« Reply #1415 on: August 21, 2020, 11:08:50 AM »
They've got Rosen and Tua to compete for the #1 spot which isn't the worst situation in the world. I think Rosen might still turn out to be serviceable, and obviously they have high hopes for Tua even if they would rather not throw him in to start as a rookie. Have to think that if they do need to replace Fitz it will be with someone like Uncle Josh to provide some veteran guidance in the meeting room.

Rosen freaking sucks and he's a queynte
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« Reply #1416 on: August 21, 2020, 11:14:57 AM »
Rosen freaking sucks and he's a queynte

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« Reply #1417 on: August 21, 2020, 11:15:37 AM »
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« Reply #1418 on: August 21, 2020, 11:52:01 AM »
They are not allowed to disclose who gets covid

They have a whole list for it. Even if he doesn’t self-disclose a test or contact he still has to go on it.
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« Reply #1419 on: August 22, 2020, 10:46:59 AM »
Fitz is back at practice today.
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« Reply #1420 on: August 24, 2020, 08:41:11 AM »
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The Dolphins announce that they will have a maximum capacity of 13,000 fans for their home opener against the Bills, with all fans required to wear a mask.




Florida should just light itself on fire
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« Reply #1421 on: August 24, 2020, 08:43:04 AM »
Can't imagine sitting masked in 95 degree weather with 100% humidity, surrounded by a bunch of dirty derriere, swamp rat-esque people. 
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« Reply #1422 on: August 24, 2020, 08:45:51 AM »
Can't imagine sitting masked in 95 degree weather with 100% humidity, surrounded by a bunch of dirty derriere, swamp rat-esque people. 

I hope nobody shows up to their games....but people in general are stupid, so this will probably happen.  ::)
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« Reply #1423 on: August 24, 2020, 09:09:08 AM »
Can't imagine sitting masked in 95 degree weather with 100% humidity, surrounded by a bunch of dirty derriere, swamp rat-esque people. 

13K is 20% of their capacity. You're hardly going to be surrounded.
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« Reply #1424 on: August 24, 2020, 09:10:06 AM »
13K is 20% of their capacity. You're hardly going to be surrounded.

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