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Miamipuck

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #375 on: February 03, 2014, 10:47:23 PM »
Quote from: Badger on February 03, 2014, 10:41:01 PM


Shitting on the Dolphins is more important than anti-crusading.

Yeah freak Tommy that whitebread cracker, misogynistic, right wing, Dolphin protecting bundle of sticks. Talk about bullying that fucker would walk over thirteen homeless people to suck Glenn Becks rooster.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #376 on: February 03, 2014, 10:49:33 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on February 03, 2014, 10:47:23 PM
Yeah freak Tommy that whitebread cracker, misogynistic, Dolphin protecting bundle of sticks cueball.

Don't forget he hates children , poor people and immigrants.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #377 on: February 03, 2014, 10:53:30 PM »
Quote from: JFIF on February 03, 2014, 10:49:33 PM
Don't forget he hates children , poor people and immigrants.

lol fixed.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #378 on: February 04, 2014, 12:07:14 AM »
Hahaha you homos.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #379 on: February 04, 2014, 01:46:36 AM »
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #380 on: February 04, 2014, 01:50:31 AM »
Quote from: dcm1602 on February 04, 2014, 01:46:36 AM
So Incognito regularly solicits prostitutes, and thats never been in the news ?



Escorts are perfect for these guys. They pay the women money, get what they need, and the girls go away. Much better than risking a whole boatload of bullshit with any one of the groupies that are running around looking for a payday.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #381 on: February 04, 2014, 05:49:26 AM »
Like they say - you don't pay a hooker to have sex with you, you pay them to leave afterwards.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #382 on: February 04, 2014, 08:24:49 AM »
Skimming through those texts, their lives sound so oddly mundane.

I feel like I can kind of get a sense that it wasn't really 'bullying' but Martin just really was getting sick of the lifestyle that was common in the locker room and was just deeply unhappy. A
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #383 on: February 04, 2014, 10:07:22 AM »
Since these texts don't show us anything ground breaking, I wonder what was said and/or done in the locker room on a consistent basis to make Martin disappear from the game.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #384 on: February 04, 2014, 10:12:50 AM »
Quote from: NDMick on February 04, 2014, 10:07:22 AM
Since these texts don't show us anything ground breaking, I wonder what was said and/or done in the locker room on a consistent basis to make Martin disappear from the game.

Pine cone in the butt?
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #385 on: February 04, 2014, 10:25:45 AM »
"Stanford fans are weak."  ~Jonathan Martin
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #386 on: February 04, 2014, 11:11:45 AM »
The snow messed up my dish yesterday so I put on the Week 17 Jets-Miami game from the list. We won again.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #387 on: February 04, 2014, 01:09:26 PM »
Quote from: Badger on February 04, 2014, 10:12:50 AM
Pine cone in the butt?

Pineapple in the butt?

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #388 on: February 04, 2014, 01:27:51 PM »
Quote from: ons on February 04, 2014, 08:24:49 AM
Skimming through those texts, their lives sound so oddly mundane.

I feel like I can kind of get a sense that it wasn't really 'bullying' but Martin just really was getting sick of the lifestyle that was common in the locker room and was just deeply unhappy. A

I'd imagine that after kickers, offensive linemen have the least exciting lives of all NFL players.


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Re: lolphins
« Reply #389 on: February 04, 2014, 04:28:54 PM »
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