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Re: lolphins
« Reply #360 on: January 29, 2014, 12:09:01 PM »
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Dolphins announced today that they and asst GM Brian Gaine have mutually agreed to part ways.



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Re: lolphins
« Reply #361 on: January 29, 2014, 02:10:35 PM »
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Dolphins assistant GM Brian Gaine escorted from headquarters after dismissal


LOL...and he was a very likely candidate for them to take the GM position not too long ago after everyone turned them down

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #362 on: January 29, 2014, 02:12:30 PM »
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Also in my story: Gaine found out that he didn't get the job from media accounts.


http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/01/29/3900696_miami-dolphins-assistant-gm-candidate.html

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #363 on: January 29, 2014, 03:11:21 PM »
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Also in my story: Gaine found out that he didn't get the job from media accounts.


http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/01/29/3900696_miami-dolphins-assistant-gm-candidate.html
. Haha.  In the comments someone said they got Tampa's sloppy seconds.  Damn that's bad.

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #364 on: January 29, 2014, 08:24:45 PM »
. Haha.  In the comments someone said they got Tampa's sloppy seconds.  Damn that's bad.

He wasn't even Tampa sloppy seconds. They weren't interested, he was more like one of their friends with benefits

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #365 on: January 29, 2014, 08:30:52 PM »
he was more like one of their friends with benefits

That's not a good analogy

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #366 on: January 29, 2014, 08:38:57 PM »
That's not a good analogy

Too ugly to freak, but they let her go down on them?

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #368 on: February 03, 2014, 08:19:00 PM »
Oh so they were just regular buddies. What the freak is wrong with Martin? I'm sorry, I can't see any form of bullying from that.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #369 on: February 03, 2014, 09:48:04 PM »
No one can. Incognito is clearly a piece of excrement but he wasn't a piece of excrement to Martin.


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Re: lolphins
« Reply #370 on: February 03, 2014, 10:04:49 PM »

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« Reply #371 on: February 03, 2014, 10:14:29 PM »
No one can. Incognito is clearly a piece of excrement but he wasn't a piece of excrement to Martin.



I remember pointing all of this out in the beginning, but got blasted because I didn't understand bullying. Martin is a hoo-ha, a piece of excrement, or both. Grown men shouldn't be complaining about "bullying".
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« Reply #372 on: February 03, 2014, 10:21:50 PM »
I remember pointing all of this out in the beginning, but got blasted because I didn't understand bullying. Martin is a hoo-ha, a piece of excrement, or both. Grown men shouldn't be complaining about "bullying".

Your worst offense was defending a Dolfag. What the freak, man?

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« Reply #373 on: February 03, 2014, 10:34:39 PM »
Your worst offense was defending a Dolfag. What the freak, man?

Meh. The whole anti-bullying thing has taken a turn for the extreme and has become completely sensationalized. People automatically jumped to Martin's defense without even looking at the facts. Sort of like if someone accused another for racism, sexism, anti-gay, whatever. It always turns out to be a fuckn' witch hunt.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #374 on: February 03, 2014, 10:41:01 PM »
Meh. The whole anti-bullying thing has taken a turn for the extreme and has become completely sensationalized. People automatically jumped to Martin's defense without even looking at the facts. Sort of like if someone accused another for racism, sexism, anti-gay, whatever. It always turns out to be a fuckn' witch hunt.



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