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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1275 on: January 09, 2019, 01:49:22 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on January 09, 2019, 01:27:13 PM
Ok, now do Bunkum.
Actually an American word, according to Merriam-Webster. Something to do with a congressman from North Carolina.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1276 on: January 09, 2019, 02:00:19 PM »
Very familiar with "knackered", with all the UK comedies and movies Ive seen. #humblebrag

(Related: everybody watch original British, superior version of "The Office", along with "The Thick of It" and its fantastic spinoff film "In the Loop").
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1277 on: January 09, 2019, 02:02:42 PM »
So what do they do with the horses? Just leave them there?
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1278 on: January 09, 2019, 03:48:39 PM »
Quote from: Italian Seafood on January 09, 2019, 02:02:42 PM
So what do they do with the horses? Just leave them there?

Slaughtered and turned to glue/questionable pies, I'd imagine.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1279 on: January 11, 2019, 04:23:54 PM »
Lolphags trying to hire Brian Flores.  Pats retreads always work out.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1280 on: March 13, 2019, 02:25:06 PM »
Lol, who the freak is going to quarterback these losers.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1281 on: March 13, 2019, 02:29:30 PM »
Quote from: mj2sexay on March 13, 2019, 02:25:06 PM
Lol, who the freak is going to quarterback these losers.

I’ve been laughing at this for a while but then realized it’s better if they have a mediocre QB to hurt their draft position for next year
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1282 on: March 13, 2019, 03:47:29 PM »
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A league source says that QB Teddy Bridgewater is visiting the Dolphins at their training facility this afternoon. Reports of him signing with the Saints yesterday were premature

Save us Teddy
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1283 on: March 13, 2019, 04:29:55 PM »
Apparently the rumor mills are already spinning that Ryan Tannenhill will be our experienced vet backup QB

And depending on the price that could be a pretty solid choice. Thoguh I don't know how nurturing and mentoring he would be
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1284 on: March 13, 2019, 06:15:30 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on March 13, 2019, 03:47:29 PM
Save us Teddy

Jane Slater @SlaterNFL
 
Teddy Bridgewater expected to re-sign with the New Orleans Saints despite a bigger deal on the table from Miami. I’m told Bridgewater values the locker room culture and prospect of one day becoming the Saints starting QB per source informed. #Saints
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1285 on: March 13, 2019, 06:16:42 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on March 13, 2019, 06:15:30 PM
Jane Slater @SlaterNFL
 
Teddy Bridgewater expected to re-sign with the New Orleans Saints despite a bigger deal on the table from Miami. I’m told Bridgewater values the locker room culture and prospect of one day becoming the Saints starting QB per source informed. #Saints

Miami should have just offered the Foles deal to Teddy
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1286 on: March 13, 2019, 06:21:58 PM »
Quote from: Libero_2 on March 13, 2019, 06:16:42 PM
Miami should have just offered the Foles deal to Teddy

They may have no choice but to roll with Tannehill this year, the remaining FA options are terrible.

Josh McCown
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Brock Osweiler
Mike Glennon
Trevor Siemian
RG3
Matt Cassel
Mark Sanchez
Tom Savage
Josh Johnson
Brandon Weeden
Geno Smith
Sean Mannion
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1287 on: March 13, 2019, 06:37:51 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on March 13, 2019, 06:21:58 PM
They may have no choice but to roll with Tannehill this year, the remaining FA options are terrible.

Josh McCown
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Brock Osweiler
Mike Glennon
Trevor Siemian
RG3
Matt Cassel
Mark Sanchez
Tom Savage
Josh Johnson
Brandon Weeden
Geno Smith
Sean Mannion

Jesus, we suck.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1288 on: March 13, 2019, 06:40:42 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on March 13, 2019, 06:15:30 PM
Jane Slater @SlaterNFL
 
Teddy Bridgewater expected to re-sign with the New Orleans Saints despite a bigger deal on the table from Miami. I’m told Bridgewater values the locker room culture and prospect of one day becoming the Saints starting QB per source informed. #Saints

Isn't that old? 
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1289 on: March 13, 2019, 06:40:59 PM »
I'd take Brock Osweiler as a backup 
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