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Hahahah I should put my name in the hat to be Fins GM. I will take polls on this site on who to draft. Hahahaah I couldn't possibly do a worse job than Ireland, no matter how hard I would try.
"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!? I'll suck yo'dick!"
The Phins GM position includes handjobs from JLo as a perk. Sadly, the same applies to Marc Anthony.Kerry Rhodes should apply.
When Lauren Tannehill, the wife of Miami Dolphins quarterback Ryan Tannehill, returned a rental car this month in South Florida, she accidentally left a big surprise in the back seat: an AR-15 rifle, a Broward sheriff's report says. The rifle, valued at $2,000 and still in its case, remained in the Nissan Rogue when it was rented to another person hours later Jan. 4, the report said.
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/miami-dolphins/fl-lauren-tannehill-ar-15-rifle-rental-car-20140115,0,3883212.story#circus
Shouldnt the rental company have like... cleaned it, or at least inspected briefly for damages before re-renting? lol
You would think so. Hertz left a backpack in the car I rented last month.
What was in it?
@AdamHBeasleyWhen the officer went up to Bess to have him stop, he crushed a cup of coffee on him, and got into a fighting stance.
It's the same condition in which authorities discovered Bess, the former Dolphins receiver, in his Cooper City home 10 months earlier -- and the reason his family had him hospitalized against his will.Six BSO deputies were needed on that night to restrain Bess, who was screaming, "Hide the guns," "Where is my weed," and "I want to get in the end zone; throw me the football," according to the incident report.Word of this prior meltdown was never made public until now. The Dolphins traded Bess to the Cleveland Browns a month after his hospitalization. Bess remains a member of the Browns; a team spokesman said the Browns are aware of the situation and are working to gather more information.