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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1245 on: March 30, 2018, 09:55:21 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on March 30, 2018, 07:45:15 PM
For $7M I'd give a freaking outstanding blow job.

You would give one for 7 cents, fairy.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1246 on: March 30, 2018, 11:14:12 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on March 30, 2018, 09:55:21 PM
You would give one for 7 cents, fairy.
Are you negotiating with me?
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1247 on: March 30, 2018, 11:37:15 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on March 30, 2018, 11:14:12 PM
Are you negotiating with me?

Nah I didn't buy lottery tickets.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1248 on: April 28, 2018, 05:02:41 PM »
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Mike Tannenbaum says he thinks the best years are in front of David Fales and Brock Osweiler -- the two QBs on the roster behind Ryan Tannehill. No one drafted.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1249 on: April 28, 2018, 05:33:45 PM »
Go home Tanny, you're drunk.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1250 on: April 29, 2018, 02:49:54 AM »
Tannenbaum is correct there. Once they’re off of the Dolphins they can watch the guys playing in front of them actually win games.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1251 on: April 30, 2018, 08:02:43 PM »
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@evansilva:#Dolphins 7th-round K Jason Sanders missed 10-of-35 career FGs at New Mexico. Mr @LanceZierlein, who wrote up 500+ prospects pre-draft including a ton of Ks & Ps, never heard of Sanders.

Bahahahaha
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1252 on: April 30, 2018, 08:06:46 PM »
watch him turn out to be really good
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1253 on: April 30, 2018, 11:26:27 PM »
Quote from: d sw0rdz on April 30, 2018, 08:06:46 PM
watch him turn out to be really good

Haha yeah no.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1254 on: May 03, 2018, 03:57:57 PM »
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1255 on: July 19, 2018, 06:49:28 PM »
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1020047777718554629

Going in the complete opposite direction of Chris Johnson. Nice.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1256 on: July 19, 2018, 07:37:33 PM »
Quote from: Ornstein on July 19, 2018, 06:49:28 PM
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1020047777718554629

Going in the complete opposite direction of Chris Johnson. Nice.

For some reason I always thought Ross was fairly liberal and laidback.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1257 on: July 20, 2018, 06:14:35 AM »
Quote from: Ornstein on July 19, 2018, 06:49:28 PM
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1020047777718554629

Going in the complete opposite direction of Chris Johnson. Nice.

From what I understand, they just listed the max suspension as 4 games, which is the max for team misconduct. They very well could not punish any player if they want to. It just leaves the door open for a potential suspension. This seems like kind of a non-story to me, but of course the media will run with it as "Dolphins will suspend players for maximum amount of games if they protest during the anthem."
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1258 on: July 27, 2018, 09:46:24 AM »
Lawl.

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Bryce Petty getting third team snaps over Osweiler...and he throws a pick.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1259 on: October 02, 2018, 10:09:33 PM »
Dolphins signed C Wesley Johnson.

Johnson takes the roster spot of starting C Daniel Kilgore, who was placed on injured reserve.
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