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Miamipuck

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1215 on: October 09, 2017, 12:25:30 AM »
lmao
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1216 on: October 09, 2017, 06:01:51 AM »
JOB OPENING:

Davie Fla. High profile opportunity with room for growth. MUST BE ABLE TO PASS A DRUG TEST. Knowledge of football helpful, but clearly not required.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1217 on: October 09, 2017, 09:00:57 AM »
This really is amazing.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1218 on: October 09, 2017, 09:11:54 AM »
Chris Foerster:

“I am resigning from my position with the Miami Dolphins and accept full responsibility for my actions. I want to apologize to the organization and my sole focus is on getting the help that I need with the support of my family and medical professionals.”


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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1219 on: October 09, 2017, 09:37:42 AM »
I just assumed you could buy an eight ball at Starbucks in Miami...
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1220 on: October 09, 2017, 09:52:38 AM »
Quote from: mj2sexay on October 09, 2017, 06:01:51 AM
JOB OPENING:

Davie Fla. High profile opportunity with room for growth. MUST BE ABLE TO PASS A DRUG TEST. Knowledge of football helpful, but clearly not required.

JOB OPENING: The Miami Dolphins have an immediate opening for a Line Coach Fat Men Who Protect The Quarterback Coach.
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Miamipuck

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1221 on: October 09, 2017, 09:52:41 AM »
Quote from: Fenwyr on October 09, 2017, 09:37:42 AM
I just assumed you could buy an eight ball at Starbucks in Miami...

I can confirm this as true.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1222 on: October 09, 2017, 10:00:28 AM »
Pretty sure those are Percs or vicodin - that sounds a lot like Florida....
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1223 on: October 10, 2017, 12:38:45 AM »
Quote from: Fenwyr on October 09, 2017, 09:37:42 AM
I just assumed you could buy an eight ball at Starbucks in Miami...

This was really the only concept I have of the city.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1224 on: October 10, 2017, 10:35:28 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on October 09, 2017, 09:52:41 AM
I can confirm this as true.

Can't wait to get there. No Puck and Puck Sr hangout this year though.

Sad!
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So it turns out, Italian Seafood was right an everyone can go freak themselves.

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1225 on: October 11, 2017, 03:43:27 PM »
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1226 on: October 26, 2017, 11:09:08 PM »
I'm glad the genius Adam Gase is such a brilliant offensive mind that he's been shut out twice in 7 games, and it should be 3 times in 7 games.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1227 on: October 27, 2017, 12:11:02 AM »
I can't believe we lost to that
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1228 on: October 27, 2017, 02:52:54 PM »
freak the Dolphins and all, but I have to say I think Adam Gase's comments about their offense is hilarious and likely true.  It's refreshing to hear such honesty.  Despite beating us, things don't seem to be going well down there.

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“Offensively, it’s a joke,” Gase said. “We got too many guys who don’t want to take it home with them. Until our best players actually put forth some effort, it’ll be s–t. … Whether you win or lose, the whole process of all this is about correcting mistakes that you make and understanding the why of everything you’re trying to do. When we win, what happens is everybody brushes it under the rug and just tells everybody how great they are and I’m just an a–hole.”
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1229 on: November 18, 2017, 01:32:58 PM »
Rey Maualuga, arrested last nite in Miami, is being waived by the Miami Dolphins.
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