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« Reply #1185 on: August 03, 2017, 11:26:06 AM »
Stop arguing and enjoy the suffering in Miami.

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« Reply #1186 on: August 03, 2017, 12:04:51 PM »
Armando Salguero literally said the team hoping for the best, but fearing the worst.

Excellent journalism. 

Well done, making sure to follow the rule that both those things should never appear in the same sentence.
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« Reply #1187 on: August 03, 2017, 05:19:39 PM »
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The Washington Post confirms there was no "significant damage" found in Ryan Tannehill's MRI, but reports there is still "further evaluation needed."
Per reporter Mark Maske, the "situation is still uncertain." The Miami Herald called Tannehill's MRI "inconclusive." Structural damage wasn't detected on first blush, but Tannehill has at least a hyperextension. It's possible something more nefarious is still discovered with further testing.

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« Reply #1188 on: August 03, 2017, 06:40:22 PM »
Sam Darnold is taking his talents to South Beach.

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« Reply #1189 on: August 03, 2017, 07:07:46 PM »
Sam Darnold is taking his talents to South Beach.

Gotta lose to the Jets twice first
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« Reply #1190 on: August 03, 2017, 09:22:30 PM »
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Schefter: Dolphins fear Ryan Tannehill will need season-ending knee surgery, but no decision on it has been made, sources tell @JeffDarlington and me.

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« Reply #1191 on: August 04, 2017, 07:23:47 AM »
This was gonna be his year too
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« Reply #1192 on: August 04, 2017, 09:19:10 AM »
Unfortunately getting rid of Tannehill is probably an upgrade for the LOLphins


Have to hope Tannenboob decides to offer the Mets a fortune to pry Teblow away from BB and bring him to Miami

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« Reply #1193 on: August 04, 2017, 09:43:24 AM »
Unfortunately getting rid of Tannehill is probably an upgrade for the LOLphins

Definitely not.
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« Reply #1194 on: August 04, 2017, 10:36:36 AM »
Cutler has expressed interest in the job. Personally I would be surprised if they don't get a big name like Cutler or Kaepernick

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« Reply #1195 on: August 04, 2017, 01:27:39 PM »
Cutler has expressed interest in the job. Personally I would be surprised if they don't get a big name like Cutler or Kaepernick

Hopefully they sign one of them and throw wads of cash at them.

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« Reply #1196 on: August 04, 2017, 06:25:01 PM »
Hopefully they sign one of them and throw wads of cash at them.

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Coach Adam Gase has been in contact with Cutler personally the past two days as the two men have worked on rekindling a relationship that helped Cutler throw 25 touchdowns and 11 interceptions in 2015 when he was the starting QB for Chicago and Gase was the offensive coordinator.

Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but it sounds like it would be surprising if a Cutler Dolphins marriage doesn't happen.


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« Reply #1197 on: August 04, 2017, 06:50:13 PM »
Jay Cutler is the better fit for Miami.  He played well in that system before. 

I was hoping they'd sign Kaepernick.
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« Reply #1198 on: August 04, 2017, 06:57:21 PM »
Jay Cutler is the better fit for Miami.  He played well in that system before. 

I was hoping they'd sign Kaepernick.

I mean if Cutler plays really well couldn't it be a headache for them after the season? They're not going to win anything with the Patriots anyway, and there could be pressure to do something stupid with Tannenhill to keep an older Cutler?

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« Reply #1199 on: August 04, 2017, 07:45:15 PM »
I mean if Cutler plays really well couldn't it be a headache for them after the season? They're not going to win anything with the Patriots anyway, and there could be pressure to do something stupid with Tannenhill to keep an older Cutler?

Ryan Tannehill is done in Miami if he has surgery.  He's making way too much money for them to keep him. 
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