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Re: lolphins
« Reply #285 on: December 30, 2013, 10:04:04 AM »
I hate the logic fail. "They always play to the level of their competition." Well, if they'd have played as well as the Jets yesterday they'd have had a 50-50 chance of winning. Whine about the Jets being excrement all you want, but you were worse.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #286 on: December 30, 2013, 10:05:27 AM »
Yeah, how exactly are the Jets worse? We have the same record, and finished ahead of them in the rankings.
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« Reply #287 on: December 30, 2013, 10:17:56 AM »
Our fanbase is just as dumb.  Its just more fun to watch it be someone else.

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #288 on: December 30, 2013, 10:26:38 AM »
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Brian Hartline suffered torn PCL in Dolphins loss, but won't need surgery http://wp.me/p14QSB-9ngv



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Re: lolphins
« Reply #289 on: December 30, 2013, 03:31:46 PM »
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Brian Hartline suffered torn PCL in Dolphins loss, but won't need surgery http://wp.me/p14QSB-9ngv



I chuckled.

I suffered the same exact injury in a Hockey game as I scored a goal and I continued to play. In fact I didn't miss a shift, what a hoo-ha.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #290 on: December 30, 2013, 03:33:20 PM »
I suffered the same exact injury in a Hockey game as I scored a goal and I continued to play. In fact I didn't miss a shift, what a hoo-ha.

I went ice skating one time in 8th grade.  I fell down a lot.

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #291 on: December 31, 2013, 12:04:12 PM »


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Re: lolphins
« Reply #293 on: January 02, 2014, 11:46:51 AM »

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #294 on: January 03, 2014, 01:06:49 AM »
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #295 on: January 03, 2014, 05:15:29 AM »
http://www.meowgatron.com/

How.. Why... I don't even...

Words can't explain the ridiculosity that is that.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #296 on: January 03, 2014, 07:20:03 AM »
That link gave me a seizure.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #297 on: January 05, 2014, 11:51:23 AM »
Miami Herald saying it's possible they'll release Philip Wheeler. They just gave him a 5 yr.26 mil..  w 13 mil guaranteed contract last year.

Nice free agent haul fins lol

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« Reply #298 on: January 05, 2014, 08:25:21 PM »
NFL Network's Mike Silver is "hearing" the Dolphins "may" retain GM Jeff Ireland, "against all odds."
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #299 on: January 05, 2014, 08:43:18 PM »
Awesome he sucks balls.
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