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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1155 on: July 11, 2016, 06:19:43 PM »
I blanked on which year Revis was there because my brain deleted his year in NE.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1156 on: July 12, 2016, 01:52:15 AM »
Quote from: Badger on July 11, 2016, 06:19:43 PM
I blanked on which year Revis was there because my brain deleted his year in NE.

Just ask Italian Seafood he has that excrement tattooed on his arsehole.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1157 on: July 18, 2016, 04:38:56 PM »
Phags sign Arian Foster.  Hopefully he's worn out.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1158 on: July 18, 2016, 10:53:56 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on July 18, 2016, 04:38:56 PM
Phags sign Arian Foster.  Hopefully he's worn out.

Players almost never come back from Achilles injuries to a respectable level.  I don't expect anyone at the Dolphins to realize that. He's a name!
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1159 on: August 02, 2016, 09:12:26 PM »
Ryan Tannehill named his kid Steel Ryan Tannehill.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1160 on: August 02, 2016, 09:22:38 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on August 02, 2016, 09:12:26 PM
Ryan Tannehill named his kid Steel Ryan Tannehill.
Gay team, gay name.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1161 on: August 03, 2016, 02:53:35 PM »
Kids aren't pets. I hope the kid turns into a giant flaming homosexual who does gay porn.

Why? Because his name sounds like a futuristic gay porn actor.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1162 on: August 03, 2016, 03:51:11 PM »
One of the divers for Team USA is named Steele Johnson.  Maybe the Tannehill's got their inspiration from him.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1163 on: August 03, 2016, 04:52:55 PM »
Quote from: Jetaho on August 03, 2016, 03:51:11 PM
One of the divers for Team USA is named Steele Johnson.  Maybe the Tannehill's got their inspiration from him.

I think it more likely that they got it from the seminal TV series Sapphire and Steel from the late 70s and early 80s starring Joanna Lumley and David McCallum as time travelling guardians of the space/time continuum.

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1164 on: August 10, 2016, 11:46:02 AM »
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1165 on: August 16, 2016, 03:40:01 PM »
http://slaterscoops.com/news/2016/8/16/miami-dolphins-to-announce-hard-rock-stadium

Seems appropriate. Bland, overpriced and primarily aimed at tourists.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1166 on: August 16, 2016, 05:07:10 PM »
Hard rooster Stadium.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1167 on: August 16, 2016, 05:20:29 PM »
The Hard Rock down here blows.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1168 on: August 16, 2016, 05:32:22 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on August 16, 2016, 05:20:29 PM
The Hard Rock down here blows.

Hard Rock everywhere blows. Even in Vegas it's an off-Strip pile of excrement.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1169 on: August 03, 2017, 09:02:53 AM »
Lolololol

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Miami Dolphins’ Tannehill leaves practice with leg injury: https://t.co/dxZuQWhaHQ

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James Walker: The energy level in practice has gone down significantly since Dolphins QB Ryan Tannehill went down w/what appears to be a left leg injury.
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