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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1125 on: March 09, 2016, 09:42:39 AM »
Dolphins cleared Maxwell

The deal is done.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1126 on: March 09, 2016, 09:43:38 AM »
Alvin Keels ‏@AlvinKeels 4m4 minutes ago

Maxwell cleared by Dolphins staff and ready to roll!
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1127 on: March 09, 2016, 02:37:23 PM »
Tannehill is secretly afraid of the draft so he uses picks on known commodities

Mike Tannehill?

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1128 on: March 09, 2016, 02:38:14 PM »
Mike Tannehill?

No Ryan Tannenbaum.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1129 on: March 09, 2016, 10:14:51 PM »
freak you, Alvin Keels
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1130 on: March 15, 2016, 02:08:57 PM »
The Broncos are matching Miami's offer to RB CJ Anderson.

lmaoooooooooooooooooo
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1131 on: March 15, 2016, 02:29:37 PM »
Looks like Miami got caught without a chair when the music stopped on running backs.

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1132 on: March 15, 2016, 02:38:22 PM »
Looks like Miami got caught without a chair when the music stopped on running backs.

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1133 on: March 15, 2016, 02:40:53 PM »
Foster is still available

Lucky for them he's so very durable.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1134 on: April 28, 2016, 09:45:48 AM »
I wonder what splashy move Tanny makes tonight. Wonder if they move up for Zeke.

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1135 on: April 29, 2016, 02:09:15 PM »
I can only imagine the number of gas masks we'll see at Metlife when the Dolphins come to town.

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1136 on: April 29, 2016, 02:47:55 PM »
Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 7m7 minutes ago

The #Dolphins say OT Laremy Tunsil had an allergic reaction and is with their doctors. He won't be speaking with reporters today



this guy is having a shitty 24 hours
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1137 on: April 29, 2016, 02:52:17 PM »
Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 7m7 minutes ago

The #Dolphins say OT Laremy Tunsil had an allergic reaction to pot and is with their doctors. He won't be speaking with reporters today



this guy is having a shitty 24 hours

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1138 on: April 29, 2016, 03:00:33 PM »
What if he seriously showed up high as a kite this morning? That would be amazing.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1139 on: April 29, 2016, 03:58:19 PM »
Laremy Tunsil takes a excrement on the table at his press conference.