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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1110 on: March 08, 2016, 10:16:25 AM »
Really depends on the compensation to determine how much to make fun of them, but I'm happy with them getting older and more injury prone.

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« Reply #1111 on: March 08, 2016, 10:18:11 AM »
Really depends on the compensation to determine how much to make fun of them, but I'm happy with them getting older and more injury prone.

Mario Williams was supposedly offered $10M a year with them now.

There's a rumor floating around that Miami flipped the 8th overall pick for the 13th overall pick as part of the Byron Maxwell trade. 
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« Reply #1112 on: March 08, 2016, 10:43:24 AM »
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« Reply #1113 on: March 08, 2016, 11:10:43 AM »
Mario Williams was supposedly offered $10M a year with them now.

There's a rumor floating around that Miami flipped the 8th overall pick for the 13th overall pick as part of the Byron Maxwell trade. 

Maxwell and Alonso to trade down 5 spots? Weird, but if you have 15 guys you like....

And great move for philly to shed cap space and move up simultaneously
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« Reply #1114 on: March 08, 2016, 01:05:49 PM »
Apparently Miami also receive a fourth round pick from Philly.
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« Reply #1115 on: March 08, 2016, 01:13:41 PM »
Apparently Miami also receive a fourth round pick from Philly.

Hell of a salary dump move for philly. That's gotta be equating Maxwell and Alonso to like a 3rd rounder.
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« Reply #1116 on: March 08, 2016, 03:59:37 PM »
What a terrible trade for Miami.

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« Reply #1117 on: March 08, 2016, 04:25:47 PM »
No team has spent more in free agency the last 4 yrs than the Dolphins. Records:
6-10 '15
8-8 '14
8-8 '13
7-9 '12
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« Reply #1118 on: March 08, 2016, 04:38:05 PM »
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Ok, to finally clarify (per @AllbrightNFL):

#Eagles get 8th overall pick, 4th rd pick.

#Dolphins get 13th overall pick, Alonso & Maxwell.

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« Reply #1119 on: March 08, 2016, 04:41:01 PM »
No team has spent more in free agency the last 4 yrs than the Dolphins. Records:
6-10 '15
8-8 '14
8-8 '13
7-9 '12

No team has been more dysfunctional (on the whole) than they have either. Zillions for Mike Wallace, Richie Incognito, the Dion Jordan trade/selection Joe Philbin, babying Tannehill so that PS players can't ruin his psyche, the Suh deal.

Now these horseshit trades for Maxwell and Alonso and excrement signing of Super Mario

The only contender is Cleveland, and aside from Manziel they've been a quiet failure.
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« Reply #1120 on: March 08, 2016, 04:51:45 PM »
but but but we shouldn't have fired Tanny.

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1121 on: March 09, 2016, 12:09:42 AM »
Tannehill is secretly afraid of the draft so he uses picks on known commodities

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« Reply #1122 on: March 09, 2016, 09:03:41 AM »
Maxwell/Alonso trade might be off because of a medical failure. The only surprising thing is that it's Maxwell failing, not Alonso. (Shoulder injury.)
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« Reply #1123 on: March 09, 2016, 09:04:18 AM »
Maxwell/Alonso trade might be off because of a medical failure. The only surprising thing is that it's Maxwell failing, not Alonso. (Shoulder injury.)

Tanny will take him anyway...because Tanny.
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« Reply #1124 on: March 09, 2016, 09:30:29 AM »
"Throw in Brad Smith and the deal is still on."