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Re: lolphins
« Reply #840 on: April 28, 2015, 06:26:26 PM »
Quote from: Pope on April 28, 2015, 06:14:19 PM
Apparently he has a coke problem, I assumed PEDs. Miami is a great place to rehab a  coke addiction.

Him and Colt Lyerla probably get along then
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #841 on: April 28, 2015, 06:38:53 PM »
Quote from: Pope on April 28, 2015, 06:14:19 PM
Apparently he has a coke problem, I assumed PEDs. Miami is a great place to rehab a  coke addiction.
Where did you hear that?
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #842 on: April 28, 2015, 06:39:37 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on April 28, 2015, 06:38:53 PM
Where did you hear that?
Dolphins fans on a website called reddit.com
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #843 on: April 28, 2015, 06:43:15 PM »
I know where he lives, I just mailed him an 8-ball.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #844 on: April 28, 2015, 06:46:23 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on April 28, 2015, 06:43:15 PM
I know where he lives, I just mailed him an 8-ball.

Play poop dollar in front of his house
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #845 on: April 28, 2015, 08:33:36 PM »
Bust.  We all thought Miami raped Oakland in that trade.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #846 on: April 28, 2015, 08:49:20 PM »

Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on April 28, 2015, 08:33:36 PM
Bust.  We all thought Miami raped Oakland in that trade.

Would have been trade rape if they got a decent player.

Good thing they didn't take Richardson or Ansah.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #847 on: April 28, 2015, 08:56:02 PM »
Dion Jordan is probably the worst bust of any hype train I've been on.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #848 on: April 28, 2015, 08:57:06 PM »
Quote from: Badger on April 28, 2015, 08:56:02 PM
Dion Jordan is probably the worst bust of any hype train I've been on.

Yeah, I think we all would have sported wood if we got him at the time.  Bullet...dodged.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #849 on: April 28, 2015, 09:17:11 PM »

Quote from: bojanglesman on April 28, 2015, 08:57:06 PM
Yeah, I think we all would have sported wood if we got him at the time.  Bullet...dodged.

I want to say Rex would have got something out of him, but, you know, Coples.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #850 on: April 28, 2015, 09:43:47 PM »
Quote from: Badger on April 28, 2015, 09:17:11 PM
I want to say Rex would have got something out of him, but, you know, Coples.

Why do you hate Rex so much?
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #851 on: April 29, 2015, 04:23:46 AM »
Quote from: Badger on April 28, 2015, 08:56:02 PM
Dion Jordan is probably the worst bust of any hype train I've been on.

Dion Jordan is the quintessential "never going to make it" player because of his coke (apparently) problem. Didn't matter who took him, or where he went, his habit was always going to take control of his life. Unless of course he was introduced to it by a guy in miamis lockerroom...
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #852 on: April 29, 2015, 07:24:02 AM »
Quote from: Libero_2 on April 29, 2015, 04:23:46 AM
Dion Jordan is the quintessential "never going to make it" player because of his coke (apparently) problem. Didn't matter who took him, or where he went, his habit was always going to take control of his life. Unless of course he was introduced to it by a guy in miamis lockerroom...

He sucks Tannehill off for some crack rock.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #853 on: June 05, 2015, 07:30:44 AM »
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #854 on: June 05, 2015, 07:39:24 AM »
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