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Re: lolphins
« Reply #225 on: November 11, 2013, 12:08:55 PM »
If there was any doubt.

@SportsCenter:
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THIS JUST IN: Jonathan Martin likely done for year. Source tells @saltersl that Martin wants to play again but feels he can't in Miami.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #226 on: November 11, 2013, 12:41:27 PM »

Quote from: Cane on November 10, 2013, 12:15:23 PM
You must not have watched any Dolphin games last year.

Heyooooo.

I still can't believe how bad he's been.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #227 on: November 11, 2013, 01:44:09 PM »
Quote from: Badger on November 11, 2013, 12:08:55 PM
If there was any doubt.

@SportsCenter:
2013-11-11 18:00:50 UTC
THIS JUST IN: Jonathan Martin likely done for year. Source tells @saltersl that Martin wants to play again but feels he can't in Miami.

Yeah that surprises no one....
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #228 on: November 11, 2013, 04:28:17 PM »
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #229 on: November 11, 2013, 11:02:13 PM »
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000280450/article/dolphins-stephen-ross-will-meet-with-jonathan-martin

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Ross said that the Dolphins will make changes to their operation and install a "code of conduct that suits the 21st century." The team will do that with the help of a new five-man committee for internal evaluation, a group that will consist of Tony Dungy, Don Shula, Dan Marino, Jason Taylor and Curtis Martin.

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #230 on: November 11, 2013, 11:05:36 PM »
Never change Stephen Ross, never change.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #231 on: November 11, 2013, 11:34:04 PM »
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #232 on: November 12, 2013, 08:27:49 AM »
After last night's game, Tannehill became the single-season leader for times sacked by a Dolphins QB.

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #233 on: November 12, 2013, 09:05:30 AM »
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #234 on: November 12, 2013, 10:43:31 AM »
Miami averaged about 5 inches per rush last night. 
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #235 on: November 12, 2013, 10:49:06 AM »
Lowest rushing yardage in franchise history - total of two yards in the game.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #236 on: November 12, 2013, 12:09:46 PM »
Tampa may suck but they can stuff the run as good as any team in the league.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #237 on: November 12, 2013, 01:14:33 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on November 12, 2013, 12:09:46 PM
Tampa may suck but they can stuff the run as good as any team in the league.

Except for us, of course.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #238 on: November 12, 2013, 05:08:49 PM »
Quote from: reuben on November 12, 2013, 01:14:33 PM
Except for us, of course.

Annnnnnd you just did it.  They will somehow drop 150 rushing yards on us.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #239 on: November 12, 2013, 05:22:24 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on November 12, 2013, 12:09:46 PM
Tampa may suck but they can stuff the run as good as any team in the league.

They were middle of the pack before last night, both in YPG and average per carry.  Even after that pitiful performance by Miami, Tampa's rush d is 5th in overall yards per game (95.8 ) and 9th in YPA (3.8 ).  By comparison, if we went in and had the same game this week, we'd be at 2.9 YPC and 66.6 yards per game.
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