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« Reply #210 on: November 08, 2013, 12:39:50 PM »
So Incognito was also fining people who didn't go to O-line "meetings" at a local strip club, apparently. So that's a thing.

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« Reply #211 on: November 08, 2013, 12:42:22 PM »
So Incognito was also fining people who didn't go to O-line "meetings" at a local strip club, apparently. So that's a thing.

What exactly does that entail? You skipped a meeting, so now you owe me (not the team) 10 lap dances/whatever a stripper will do for $1000?
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« Reply #212 on: November 08, 2013, 01:10:30 PM »
What exactly does that entail? You skipped a meeting, so now you owe me (not the team) 10 lap dances/whatever a stripper will do for $1000?
I thought he meant they were having BS "meetings" at a strip club and "fining" him later for not coming.

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« Reply #213 on: November 08, 2013, 01:15:02 PM »
I thought he meant they were having BS "meetings" at a strip club and "fining" him later for not coming.

Yeah - that's a better way of phrasing it. http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/Incognito-held-Oline-meetings-at-strip-club.html

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« Reply #214 on: November 08, 2013, 02:12:46 PM »
http://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1q6rg1/official_incognitomartin_megathread/cd9tuj0

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Bermuda? Bahama?
I'm gonna slap your mamma
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You're still a rookie this fall)
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« Reply #215 on: November 08, 2013, 02:18:32 PM »
Meathead offensive linemen frequent strip clubs?

Can this story please go away.

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« Reply #216 on: November 08, 2013, 02:22:12 PM »
Meathead offensive linemen frequent strip clubs?

Can this story please go away.
Not until the Dolphins are fined $1B and must forfeit every draft pick for the next decade.

(and that obviously wasn't the main detail of the story anyone cares about)

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« Reply #217 on: November 08, 2013, 03:28:53 PM »
My point was the media is just grasping at any straws to keep this on the back page.

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« Reply #218 on: November 08, 2013, 03:30:30 PM »
The fact that most NFL players I've seen interviewed were defending Incognito, even after he used the N-word in a voicemail, shows just how little weight this Martin abuse story has.
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« Reply #219 on: November 08, 2013, 05:05:47 PM »
The fact that most NFL players I've seen interviewed were defending Incognito, even after he used the N-word in a voicemail, shows just how little weight this Martin abuse story has.

Well to the players anyways.

But it most clearly does carry weight with the general public because all hell is breaking loose right now.
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« Reply #220 on: November 10, 2013, 09:57:55 AM »
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« Reply #221 on: November 10, 2013, 09:58:26 AM »
I want them to stay there as long as possible.
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« Reply #222 on: November 10, 2013, 10:27:34 AM »
As long as Ross owns that team, I'm not too worried.

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« Reply #223 on: November 10, 2013, 11:18:44 AM »
Nfl network is talking about Martin taking ''vicious physical beatings '' first I've heard of this?

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« Reply #224 on: November 10, 2013, 12:15:23 PM »
Nfl network is talking about Martin taking ''vicious physical beatings '' first I've heard of this?

You must not have watched any Dolphin games last year.