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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1620 on: November 11, 2021, 07:52:49 PM »
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FOX's Jay Glazer reports the Dolphins were willing to trade three first-rounders and two second-rounders for Deshaun Watson on the condition that Watson settle the 22 unresolved sexual assault claims against him.
 
That, of course, did not happen. Glazer went on to report the Texans got cold feet about the deal because they believe they could get more once Watson settles his affairs. It remains unbelievable the degree to which teams have been willing to engage on Watson with this ugly off-the-field cloud hovering. We have no idea how close Watson's legal saga might be to ending, while we hope the Texans aren't holding their breath to beat a three first-rounder, two second-rounder offer next offseason. That deal alone would be one of the most insane in league history. Any more compensation would be truly difficult to comprehend.

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« Reply #1621 on: November 11, 2021, 07:54:02 PM »
They were freaking morons turning that down.
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« Reply #1622 on: November 11, 2021, 07:55:20 PM »
They were freaking morons turning that down.

Well it sounds like Watson is the one who turned it down. 

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« Reply #1623 on: November 11, 2021, 08:55:42 PM »
As guilty as I believe he is, having an NFL team attempt to pressure the outcome for a legal proceeding seems beyond fucked up.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1625 on: February 14, 2022, 01:46:18 PM »

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1627 on: February 14, 2022, 03:43:33 PM »
Wonder if a Miami sale would make them a London candidate. Especially with Jacksonville having just built that crazy expensive new stadium

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« Reply #1628 on: February 14, 2022, 04:33:18 PM »
Wonder if a Miami sale would make them a London candidate. Especially with Jacksonville having just built that crazy expensive new stadium

I can't see it. Quite apart from the fact that it will be virtually impossible to prove Flores's accusations and even if they are true then Ross won't be the only to have done or be doing it and therefore the others won't support sanctions for fear of precedent, Miami is too storied a club to move out of the US IMO. If a London team were to happen, and I still don't really believe that it will, I think it would be an expansion.
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« Reply #1629 on: February 16, 2022, 12:13:32 PM »
Hired Darrell Bevell as QB coach and passing game co-ordinator.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1630 on: February 28, 2022, 07:38:23 AM »
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1631 on: March 03, 2022, 12:37:40 PM »
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« Reply #1632 on: March 25, 2022, 02:17:29 PM »
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