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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1395 on: March 19, 2020, 10:56:01 PM »
I think you go with Tua/Herbert and the picks no questions asked.

I'd take the picks, make more trades, load up on the best available players, and then tank for Trevor Lawrence. 
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« Reply #1396 on: March 19, 2020, 11:02:30 PM »
I'd take the picks, make more trades, load up on the best available players, and then tank for Trevor Lawrence.
Imagine being the Bengals in that scenario. If you can trade down a few of those first rounders and turn it into a dozen first/second round picks.. that’s a roster you can supplement with free agents that gives them a 3-4 year deep playoff run. If half of them turn out to be pro-bowl caliber players you trade for more draft picks and comp picks and you start talking dynasty territory

Granted this is contingent on drafting really well but I’m of the position that no one player, Burrow included, is an absolute known commodity

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« Reply #1397 on: March 20, 2020, 12:55:48 AM »
Tua freaking stinks

I agree with you on taking the picks but I will never not take the chance to excrement on that garbage lefty
Leftys are awesome, you're just biased because you hate Favre.
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« Reply #1398 on: March 20, 2020, 05:44:53 AM »
Imagine being the Bengals in that scenario. If you can trade down a few of those first rounders and turn it into a dozen first/second round picks.. that’s a roster you can supplement with free agents that gives them a 3-4 year deep playoff run. If half of them turn out to be pro-bowl caliber players you trade for more draft picks and comp picks and you start talking dynasty territory

Granted this is contingent on drafting really well but I’m of the position that no one player, Burrow included, is an absolute known commodity
Imagine being Idzik and freaking up all of those picks.

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« Reply #1399 on: March 20, 2020, 06:38:35 AM »
Leftys are awesome, you're just biased because you hate Favre.

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« Reply #1400 on: March 20, 2020, 07:24:18 AM »
Leftys are awesome, you're just biased because you hate Favre.

Brett Favre is not a lefty.
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« Reply #1401 on: March 20, 2020, 07:40:10 AM »
Brett Favre is not a lefty.
I've got nothing. I have no idea why I thought he was. Can't even blame the pub, it's closed.
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« Reply #1402 on: March 20, 2020, 07:49:42 AM »
I've got nothing. I have no idea why I thought he was. Can't even blame the pub, it's closed.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1403 on: August 13, 2020, 09:23:48 AM »
Chris Foerster:

“I am resigning from my position with the Miami Dolphins and accept full responsibility for my actions. I want to apologize to the organization and my sole focus is on getting the help that I need with the support of my family and medical professionals.”




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« Reply #1404 on: August 18, 2020, 10:52:17 AM »
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JCTSports:  Linebacker Vince Biegel was carted off toward the end of practice. It looks like he was tending to his right knee. Kyle Van Noy kneeled alongside him with his hand on Biegel’s shoulder before he was carted off.

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1405 on: August 18, 2020, 10:56:54 AM »
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JCTSports:  Linebacker Vince Biegel was carted off toward the end of practice. It looks like he was tending to his right knee. Kyle Van Noy kneeled alongside him with his hand on Biegel’s shoulder and whispered in his ear "Fire Gase" before he was carted off.

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« Reply #1406 on: August 21, 2020, 08:47:49 AM »
Something is going on with Ryan Fitzpatrick.  He could possibly have COVID-19.

Miami is shopping for QBs and Fitzpatrick is taking a personal leave away from the team. 
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« Reply #1407 on: August 21, 2020, 09:23:43 AM »
Something is going on with Ryan Fitzpatrick.  He could possibly have COVID-19.

Miami is shopping for QBs and Fitzpatrick is taking a personal leave away from the team.
Wouldn't they just say he has covid, put him on the covid list? 

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« Reply #1408 on: August 21, 2020, 09:28:45 AM »
Wouldn't they just say he has covid, put him on the covid list? 

They would have to.  I know he has about as many kids as Antonio Cromartie, so hopefully they didn't get exposed to it. 
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« Reply #1409 on: August 21, 2020, 10:29:49 AM »
If it was actually COVID I don’t think we’d be having a “something’s happening” discussion.

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