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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1305 on: April 27, 2019, 08:13:09 AM »
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1306 on: April 27, 2019, 10:48:08 PM »
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1307 on: April 29, 2019, 09:11:09 AM »
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1308 on: May 09, 2019, 07:05:37 PM »
Dolphins are signing CB Xavien Howard to a record five-year, $76.5 million extension that includes $46M guaranteed, making him the highest paid CB in the NFL, sources tell ESPN. It’s the largest extension for a CB. Since becoming a 2nd-round pick, Howard has gone to one Pro Bowl.

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1309 on: May 09, 2019, 09:21:23 PM »
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Definitely calling him Ball Lips from here on out.

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1310 on: June 11, 2019, 12:14:22 AM »

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1311 on: June 11, 2019, 11:34:36 AM »


LOL.

Isn't he due for one of his terrible seasons? I lost track of the year and Fitzpatrick cycle.
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1312 on: June 11, 2019, 05:53:31 PM »
LOL.

Isn't he due for one of his terrible seasons? I lost track of the year and Fitzpatrick cycle.
I believe this is supposed to be an "on" year for him.

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« Reply #1313 on: June 11, 2019, 11:34:25 PM »
I believe this is supposed to be an "on" year for him.

I'm not sure, he was on fire to start the season and then lost his job to Winston.  His cycles are getting more efficient with age. 

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1314 on: July 04, 2019, 09:58:43 AM »
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1315 on: July 04, 2019, 10:27:18 AM »
jesus, that seems like a rash decision to be made by an EMT.

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« Reply #1316 on: July 04, 2019, 12:39:58 PM »
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Safe to say his career is also over
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1317 on: July 04, 2019, 01:40:40 PM »
jesus, that seems like a rash decision to be made by an EMT.

Don't know excrement about being an EMT but I imagine if being burned alive or having a car explode with you trapped in it is a serious danger, then you gotta do what you gotta do. But freak that sucks for a young guy, who is just getting his life to begin. I wonder financially what the nfl does for a guy like this since his careers obviously over and he's only on a low paying contract (which is probably enough to retire on)

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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1318 on: July 04, 2019, 01:42:52 PM »
Safe to say his career is also over

Why do you say that?
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Re: lolphins
« Reply #1319 on: July 04, 2019, 01:57:11 PM »
Why do you say that?
I mean dude was a 7th round pick who was cut last year. It's a fairly safe assumption his career is over. Horrible situation all around, but hopefully he was smart with his contract and can enjoy retiring at 23 very financially comfortable