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« on: October 30, 2013, 06:04:41 PM »
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FOX Sports' Jay Glazer reports Dolphins RT Jonathan Martin has "gone AWOL from the team the last couple days."
Per Glazer, Martin had an incident in the team cafeteria this week when teammates jokingly said they wouldn't sit at a table with him. Martin reportedly "flipped out, smashed a food tray on the ground, took off, and they haven’t seen him since." Glazer adds that Martin has entered a treatment facility, though it's unclear what kind of treatment he's seeking. The Dolphins have listed him as doubtful for Thursday night against the Bengals. Tyson Clabo has been reinserted into the lineup at right tackle. It's unclear how long Martin will be away. The Miami offensive line is in shambles.


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Miami is a mess, we better sweep these fools







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« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2013, 06:08:45 PM »
So basically he doesn't have the mental makeup to survive at the NFL level. Good to know.
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« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2013, 06:13:00 PM »
From a Dolphins beat writer, he checked into a mental hospital

Jeff Darlington        ✔ @JeffDarlington
Let me be clear about Martin: He had no issues with any coaches. He had a breakdown and is now seeking mental counseling, sources tell me.
6:16 PM - 30 Oct 2013

And from a dolphins beat writer

Adam Beasley ‏@AdamHBeasley 30m
Someone told me of serious dysfunction within the locker room. Division, anger, etc.

Miami and New England are both circuses this season !?!?


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« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2013, 06:14:01 PM »
I feel bad for Martin but freak THE DOLPHINNNNNNNNS WOOOOOOO

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« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2013, 06:17:53 PM »
#lolfins

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« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2013, 07:29:29 PM »
Feel bad for the guy, not the team.

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« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2013, 07:47:26 PM »
That dude needs to grow a pair. You're in the fuckn NFL.
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« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2013, 07:53:41 PM »
That dude needs to grow a pair. You're in the fuckn NFL.
Because the NFL has always been such a collection of stable individuals.

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« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2013, 07:54:54 PM »
That dude needs to grow a pair. You're in the fuckn NFL.

You do know that that's not how mental health works, right? Other unacceptable suggestions to someone with the courage to admit to needing help for mental health issues are to "cheer up", "pull yourself together" and "get a good night's sleep, you'll feel better in the morning".
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« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2013, 08:12:05 PM »
Dude's got some deep-seated issues going on. You'd think for a giant guy he'd be pretty comfortable in his own skin as far as teasing/bullying goes. Maybe he's homo.

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« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2013, 08:46:29 PM »
Sounds like the Dolphins players were bullying a dude with mental health problems.

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« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2013, 08:51:50 PM »
Sounds like the Dolphins players were bullying a dude with mental health problems.
Goodell should suspend the offenders.

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« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2013, 09:00:00 PM »
Goodell should suspend the offenders.

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« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2013, 07:02:50 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2013, 09:37:13 PM »
I feel bad for Martin but freak THE DOLPHINNNNNNNNS WOOOOOOO
#lolfins
Feel bad for the guy, not the team.
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