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« Reply #30 on: March 07, 2017, 10:50:39 AM »
"@ryanohalloran:Fifty minutes until John Idzik Time at #Jaguars offices. "Free agency there is really John's baby," league source says."

Bahaha.

"Godammit, free agency started and we can't find Idzik anywhere!!  Anyone seen him?"

"Yeah, he went home.  He said he's signed all of the free agents we need."

"We didn't sign one freaking player!!"

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« Reply #31 on: March 07, 2017, 10:56:42 AM »
"Mr Idzik, I have Alshon Jeffrey, Dont'a Hightower and AJ Bouye's agents all on the line, and all are saying that their clients would like to sign for you for vet minimum."

"Tell them I'm busy."
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« Reply #32 on: February 24, 2018, 06:20:39 PM »
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The #Jaguars and QB Blake Bortles are finalizing a multi-year extension that keeps him in Jacksonville for years to come, sources say. It’s essentially done and should be official tonight.
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« Reply #33 on: February 24, 2018, 06:34:39 PM »
The #Jaguars and QB Blake Bortles agreed on a 3-year new contract worth $54M that covers the 5th year option and two additional years, I’m told. He was under contract for 2018 at $19M.
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« Reply #34 on: February 24, 2018, 07:18:36 PM »
One team down.

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« Reply #36 on: August 23, 2018, 04:28:28 PM »


I just saw this picture in a Deadspin article.  Jesus, look at this poor bastard.  This kid is 26.  I don't know if he drank from the wrong grail or a warlock stole his bracelet, but he's officially replaced Greg Oden as the oldest young athlete ever. 

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« Reply #37 on: August 23, 2018, 04:38:58 PM »


I just saw this picture in a Deadspin article.  Jesus, look at this poor bastard.  This kid is 26.  I don't know if he drank from the wrong grail or a warlock stole his bracelet, but he's officially replaced Greg Oden as the oldest young athlete ever.

My theory of bald quarterbacking will continue to hold strong.

Blake Bortles will regress.

You can’t play QB in this league without a full head of hair.
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« Reply #38 on: August 23, 2018, 04:41:58 PM »
Hahaha, I'd completely forgotten about Heismanberg's Law of Quarterback Hair. Good to see it return.
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« Reply #39 on: August 23, 2018, 04:43:28 PM »
My theory of bald quarterbacking will continue to hold strong.

Blake Bortles will regress.

You can’t play QB in this league without a full head of hair.

That's the wistful look of a man who's remembering a time when all it took to score was his IROC-Z, a denim jacket, and a Whitesnake tape. 

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« Reply #40 on: August 23, 2018, 05:01:06 PM »


This kid is 26.  I don't know if he drank from the wrong grail or a warlock stole his bracelet, but he's officially replaced Greg Oden as the oldest young athlete ever. 

LeBron was 40 when he was 18.
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« Reply #41 on: August 23, 2018, 05:02:01 PM »
That's the wistful look of a man who's remembering a time when all it took to score was his IROC-Z, a denim jacket, and a Whitesnake tape. 

LOL minus the IROC-Z that was me in college.

Marist College, home of our new kicker.
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« Reply #42 on: August 23, 2018, 05:13:16 PM »
My theory of bald quarterbacking will continue to hold strong.

Blake Bortles will regress.

You can’t play QB in this league without a full head of hair.

Terry Bradshaw says freak you.

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« Reply #43 on: August 23, 2018, 05:31:34 PM »
Terry Bradshaw says freak you.

I feel like Warren Moon wasn't exactly the most hirsute guy either, but still. I like the theory.
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« Reply #44 on: August 25, 2018, 06:49:23 PM »
Marquise Lee just wrecked his knee.  Send them one of our spare WRs for a 5th and a ZJ.

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