Work-related Stuff

[Badger]

omg the latter

When I worked for the scouts, I once lifted a can of vanilla pudding out of the commissary to split with the guys who worked for me. It was the size of a paint can.

[Miamipuck]

When I worked for the scouts, I once lifted a can of vanilla pudding out of the commissary to split with the guys who worked for me. It was the size of a paint can.

hAHAHAH When I was in college and dead broke, I was a little thief and I am not proud. Holy moly did we take stuff......5 pound bags of shrimp, lobsters in the pants (not kidding), endless cases of beer, packs of chicken etc. etc.

The lobsters we returned to the sea, no joke, we took the bands off and released them just because.

[AlioTheFool]

hAHAHAH When I was in college and dead broke, I was a little thief and I am not proud. Holy moly did we take stuff......5 pound bags of shrimp, lobsters in the pants (not kidding), endless cases of beer, packs of chicken etc. etc.

The lobsters we returned to the sea, no joke, we took the bands off and released them just because.

Hippie

[Miamipuck]

Hippie

Hey I was invited to lots of party because of my penchant for having 10-15 cases of beer in the trunk of my car at any given time and lobsters.

[Tommy]

I was actually a big time clepto when I was a kid. I would just steal things just because I could, did it for the rush. Not even food either, just stupid excrement. Stole a dunkin donuts sign once and gave it to a buddy for his bday.

[IATA]

In 6th grade I got caught at Safeway (super market) stuffing mechanical pencils into my backpack. When I got caught I just froze and then tried offering the guy 3 bucks to let me go. Then I blamed this guy I didn't like and said he made me do it. They knew of him, and just called my parents and left a message saying I was caught stealing and was banned from that store.

I had to walk home because I gave that guy my bus fare and he kept it. I beat my mom home and deleted the message and they never found out.

I didn't steal much after that.

[SixFeetDeep]

When I worked in a restaurant 5+ years ago, they didn't inventory their alcohol and had a storeroom with a shitton of it. ended up borrowing around 10 bottles of jack and grey goose.

[Heismanberg]

When I worked in a restaurant 5+ years, they didn't inventory their alcohol and had a storeroom with a shitton of it. ended up borrowing around 10 bottles of jack and grey goose.

One of my good friends is a bartender at a pretty nice restaurant down here...he goes into the storeroom and empties Grey Goose into empty bottles, and then refills them with Taaka.

New Year's Eve will be alright this year. 

[IATA]

Grey Goose is overrated, but still alright drinkin.

[Miamipuck]

Grey Goose is overrated, but still alright drinkin.

Grey Goose is over priced garbage but it does have a pretty bottle you pay out the rectum for.

[Tommy]

If I'm drinking Vodka Sodas, I usually start off with top shelf stuff, but after my second or third I no longer give a freak.

[SixFeetDeep]

pretending to be productive/not doing anything at work makes the day go by soooo slowww.

[klaximilian]

pretending to be productive/not doing anything at work makes the day go by soooo slowww.

My job has become so easy that I'm bored to death about 75% of the time. Some days I just wish there was something challenging to keep me busy so the 8 hours don't continue to drag on at the speed of a special olympic hurdler.

[Pope]

My job has become so easy that I'm bored to death about 75% of the time. Some days I just wish there was something challenging to keep me busy so the 8 hours don't continue to drag on at the speed of a special olympic hurdler.

My old job was like that at times. It sucks. Now I'm usually too busy to slack off and get lucky if I can check Tapatalk on my phone during lunch (like now). Somewhere in between would be nice.

[klaximilian]

My old job was like that at times. It sucks. Now I'm usually too busy to slack off and get lucky if I can check Tapatalk on my phone during lunch (like now). Somewhere in between would be nice.

In my previous job I was swamped. It's like a shock to go from one extreme to the other.