I am sorry, I have been around plenty of strippers, my good friend has run numerous clubs, and they are more trouble than they're worth. You can go to any bar and pick up broads that are an order of magnitude less crazy and pretty much just as good looking.
99.9 percent of strippers are freaking nuts. Sure when you're liquored up you would want to bang one, most guys drunk would probably bang any freaking broad though, but sober no freaking way, no how.
I hate strippers, I hate their small talk, I hate their fake personalities, I hate their fake bullshit smiles, I hate they're shitty attitudes, I hate their used car salesmen bullshit, they're all annoying cunts.
I understand they have great funbags and excrement but why guys want to subject themselves to a relationship with those black holes of human excrement is beyond me. I can literally find 50 broads in the office building I work in that I would rather bang.
Also that story of strippers putting themselves through college, becoming lawyers and having families in houses with white picket fences is about the same as going into the woods and hunting for unicorns.
The only fake thing I like with regard to strippers are their funbags.