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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #630 on: March 30, 2023, 07:10:43 PM »
Quote from: reuben on March 30, 2023, 03:23:36 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/12662wo/to_get_her_boyfriend_back/

Who could have guessed that banging a chick with forehead and neck tattoos would result in this

Would still bang
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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #631 on: March 31, 2023, 07:17:53 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on March 30, 2023, 07:10:43 PM
Would still bang

imagine a girl being that infatuated with a guy and liking a guy that much. i think he's lucky
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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #632 on: April 01, 2023, 10:32:51 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on March 30, 2023, 07:10:43 PM
Would still bang
Translation: a standing c0ck has no conscience or love’s blind (take yer pick)
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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #633 on: May 12, 2023, 08:31:31 PM »
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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #634 on: May 31, 2023, 04:15:56 AM »
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #635 on: June 08, 2023, 11:54:10 AM »
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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #636 on: June 08, 2023, 12:11:36 PM »
He definitely appears to have a type.
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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #637 on: June 08, 2023, 02:07:17 PM »
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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #638 on: June 08, 2023, 09:38:18 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on June 08, 2023, 12:11:36 PM
He definitely appears to have a type.

Kyle Lowry sized derriere implants
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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #639 on: June 15, 2023, 06:12:48 AM »
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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #640 on: June 15, 2023, 08:17:21 AM »
One of these days they’ll be able to find the groomers right under their noses
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #641 on: June 15, 2023, 08:20:07 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on June 15, 2023, 08:17:21 AM
One of these days they’ll be able to find the groomers right under their noses

When you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the hoo-ha. You can do anything.
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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #642 on: June 15, 2023, 10:44:09 AM »
Scrumpdiddlyumptious fish sammich…..wuzzup wasabi?


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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #643 on: June 15, 2023, 11:00:26 AM »
Tailgate 2023
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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #644 on: June 20, 2023, 08:09:20 AM »
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