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bojanglesman

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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #60 on: February 11, 2015, 12:28:44 PM »
Puck is called "old head" because he's the old guy giving head at Banana Hammock club.
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Tommy

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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #61 on: February 11, 2015, 12:29:11 PM »
I ain't banging JFIF. Lord knows where that dick's been.
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bojanglesman

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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #62 on: February 11, 2015, 12:29:58 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on February 11, 2015, 12:29:11 PM
I ain't banging JFIF. Lord knows where that dick's been.
Ha.  He's seen all the wizard sleeve crevices.
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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #63 on: February 11, 2015, 12:34:34 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on February 11, 2015, 12:27:02 PM
You two are going to bang each other, aren't you? 

Things bout ta get gay up in here!!

I'm not convinced that this thread isn't some elaborate joke. I'm.... astonished.
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Miamipuck

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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #64 on: February 11, 2015, 12:36:45 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on February 11, 2015, 12:28:44 PM
Puck is called "old head" because he's the old guy giving head at Banana Hammock club.

You're just pissed because I wouldn't give you a friends discount.
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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #65 on: February 11, 2015, 12:37:29 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on February 11, 2015, 12:34:34 PM
I'm not convinced that this thread isn't some elaborate joke. I'm.... astonished.
They don't do old fashioned dick measuring contests in England or Canada, do they?
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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #66 on: February 11, 2015, 12:45:30 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on February 11, 2015, 12:29:11 PM
I ain't banging JFIF. Lord knows where that dick's been.

Hey now. I'm pretty sure your hooker count way surpasses mine.



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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #67 on: February 11, 2015, 12:47:57 PM »
Quote from: JFIF on February 11, 2015, 12:45:30 PM
Hey now. I'm pretty sure your hooker count way surpasses mine.


Tomaytoes/tomahtoes..... lol
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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #68 on: February 11, 2015, 12:51:42 PM »
This gonna turn into the South Florida hookers vs. NY/Far East hookers thread?
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bojanglesman

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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #69 on: February 11, 2015, 12:55:12 PM »
Quote from: guinness77 on February 11, 2015, 12:51:42 PM
This gonna turn into the South Florida strippers vs. NY/Far East hookers thread?

slight correction.
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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #70 on: February 11, 2015, 12:58:38 PM »
I apologize for creating this thread.  It has now turned into "Guys who think women are like a puzzle in an old NES game".  It may come as a shock to you to discover they're actually people.
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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #71 on: February 11, 2015, 12:59:18 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on February 11, 2015, 12:55:12 PM
slight correction.
Strippers....hookers. Is there really a difference?
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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #72 on: February 11, 2015, 01:05:06 PM »
Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on February 11, 2015, 12:58:38 PM
I apologize for creating this thread.  It has now turned into "Guys who think women are like a puzzle in an old NES game".  It may come as a shock to you to discover they're actually people.

People who are completely illogical and irrational.
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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #73 on: February 11, 2015, 01:09:59 PM »
Quote from: JFIF on February 11, 2015, 01:05:06 PM
People who are completely illogical and irrational.
I'll take general blanketing statements for $400, Alex.
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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #74 on: February 11, 2015, 01:16:46 PM »
Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on February 11, 2015, 12:58:38 PM
I apologize for creating this thread.  It has now turned into "Guys who think women are like a puzzle in an old NES game".  It may come as a shock to you to discover they're actually people.

Waitesekond, you mean they're not?
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