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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #180 on: July 31, 2014, 12:03:54 PM »
Not America's freedom.

Well you can make a case how that's completely wrong.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #181 on: July 31, 2014, 09:01:09 PM »
Not America's freedom.

Yeah, but that was when the U.S essentially became the top world power. We expanded our empire to encompass the world. Not empire in the territorial sense, but certainly in the economic and influential sense. The Soviet Union was a close second. Had we not entered the war, the Soviets would have taken the top position.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #183 on: August 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM »
Took a bullet for the President back in 1981. Just realized today that the Brady Bill was named after him.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #184 on: August 05, 2014, 06:31:37 AM »
Took a bullet for the President back in 1981. Just realized today that the Brady Bill was named after him.
It wasn't named after Tom Brady?

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #185 on: August 05, 2014, 07:44:25 AM »
It wasn't named after Tom Brady?

I think most Jets fans would want him to take a bullet.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #186 on: August 12, 2014, 10:39:03 PM »
Lauren Bacall dies at 89 years of age.  Big Blocker's rooster mourns.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #187 on: August 12, 2014, 10:46:29 PM »
Lauren Bacall dies at 89 years of age.  Big Blocker's rooster mourns.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #188 on: August 13, 2014, 06:20:02 AM »
Lauren Bacall dies at 89 years of age.  Big Blocker's rooster mourns.
Haha. 

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #189 on: August 13, 2014, 07:12:20 AM »
Lauren Bacall dies at 89 years of age.  Big Blocker's rooster mourns.

He's alright he still can pull it to Betty White,
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #190 on: August 15, 2014, 10:52:44 PM »
Jay Adams....RIP.
Just saw this now, not too shocking, but it sucks. My favorite skater out of any of the Z-Boys.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #191 on: August 15, 2014, 11:37:24 PM »

Jay Adams....RIP.
Just saw this now, not too shocking, but it sucks. My favorite skater out of any of the Z-Boys.

Yeah, I'm more shocked he made it this long.  Only Cahill did more to freak himself up.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #192 on: August 15, 2014, 11:39:20 PM »
I am suspicious of anyone over the age of 15 who rides a skateboard.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #193 on: August 16, 2014, 02:34:10 AM »

I am suspicious of anyone over the age of 15 who rides a skateboard.

Thank you. Maybe because I didn't grow up in the suburbs, but I never understood that skateboard culture.
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« Reply #194 on: August 16, 2014, 07:37:58 AM »
Thank you. Maybe because I didn't grow up in the suburbs, but I never understood that skateboard culture.
I've never skated in my life, I just loved the documentary. It's one of those movies I could watch at any time and Jay Adams was my favorite of the bunch. Like IJR alluded, not a shock that he's dead, just sucks.

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