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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2295 on: December 06, 2023, 11:49:39 AM »
how was that guy still alive?  he created Archie Bunker in like 1971.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2296 on: December 10, 2023, 11:44:08 AM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2299 on: December 13, 2023, 09:27:48 AM »
This is upsetting.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2300 on: December 13, 2023, 10:42:21 AM »
It's as upsetting as when any other celebrity dies.
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« Reply #2301 on: December 13, 2023, 01:19:22 PM »
It's as upsetting as when any other celebrity dies.
Cato was distraught when Kissinger finally croaked
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« Reply #2302 on: December 13, 2023, 02:01:53 PM »
Cato was distraught when Kissinger finally croaked

STILL feeling that one.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2303 on: December 13, 2023, 04:09:53 PM »
STILL feeling that one.
I'm still not over Epstein.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2304 on: December 13, 2023, 04:11:26 PM »
I'm still not over Epstein.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2305 on: December 18, 2023, 09:31:50 AM »
Eric Montross
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2306 on: December 22, 2023, 04:40:03 PM »
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39164580/coroner-ex-bucs-star-williams-death-was-rare-bacterial-sepsis

Imagine being a star of one of the richest sports in the world, and then dying in your mid 30s from a construction accident and complications caused by bad dental health.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2307 on: December 22, 2023, 06:36:13 PM »
Kinda weird when this one bumps at the same time as the Darwin Awards thread.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2308 on: January 08, 2024, 10:50:58 AM »
Franz Beckenbauer. One of the greatest to ever play the game.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2309 on: January 08, 2024, 10:59:49 AM »
Cindy Morgan.

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